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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 11:14 | |
| I attended a church service last Sunday and the Pastor asked us to pray for our heart desire. Normally I don't listen to People when they pray in Church but, I did last Sunday and Words from one Sister's Mouth almost sent me into Coma....... The Sister was seriously uttering these words; *OH! Lord, Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord crash it! *Consume me with the fire of WEDLOCK. *Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with the Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY. *Father detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life! *STAB me with a man of your choice Lord. *HANG my neck the BONE of my BONES. *IMPRISON my life with the RIB of my RIBS. *SHOOT me with an AK47 of True Love. * Let the Trailer of Love Pull me down * Slap me with the Hand of Love * HANDCUFF ME with my Husband oh lord * CHAIN my heart with My husband * ADD YOUR OWN Abeg wetin be the Name of My Church? | |
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ancl Master
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 11:20 | |
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isaac311 Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 11:22 | |
| hehehe... interesting prayer | |
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eddyvic Expert
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 11:41 | |
| - ancl wrote:
- Ask Google nw
Lolz | |
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 11:49 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 17:09 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 17:22 | |
| Akpos Joke: Pastor’s crazy prayer Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family Akpos (no reply) Pastor: Are you there? Akpos: Yes, my daddy Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings. Akpos: Ok, May the over- speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name. Pastor: (no reply) Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot! | |
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stainlez Veteran
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 18:44 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 19:07 | |
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OLOBE Professional
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 21:29 | |
| Hahahaha, lolz. No1 to follow me laugth here o | |
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stainlez Veteran
Sex : Male Posts : 9283 Location : Lagos
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 21:37 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 21:44 | |
| A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem, found the same hotel room but was told that the room was being occupied by a man, so she agreed to pass the night with the man. When they went to bed, the woman intentionally bid the man good night before she slept. The man was then sexually aroused but couldn't do anything because the woman had placed a pillow on the bed to separate them. The next morning, when they were on their way to see a football game, the wind blew the woman's hat away and fell on a rooftop of an abandoned house. The man offered to help get the hat back and was about climbing the high wall to the house. But the woman suddenly barked at him, "Stupid man! You couldn't climb over a pillow, and now you are trying to climb over a wall. ONE WORD FOR THE WOMAN AND THE MAN ? | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 21:53 | |
| JOKE JOKE JOKE Akpors just got a job as a porter in hotel. The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask" Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" ... and he led them to the reception. After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?" "No" came the reply from the manager "So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpors. "That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag". "Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?" "Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs MADE IN CHINA! We are delighted to have you in our hotel... laugh it out | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 21:55 | |
| Akpos get home at midnight and knocks the door: Wife: Go back to where you are coming from! Akpos: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool! Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? **So Akpos stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool !!!!..Scheweew. .!!!! **Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. Akpos quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door. Wife: Open the door or I will shout!! Akpos: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra! | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 22:05 | |
| Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.Since I did not want to embarrass the man, so l decided to change the topic "Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or AbuQaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation.Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but never the less, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too.We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off.Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed.The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out and eventually died, pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo? | |
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OLOBE Professional
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-12, 23:19 | |
| Mr Jobes, pls dnt kil person | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 05:52 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 06:10 | |
| Akpos was coming back from school, singing and dancing, the father asked him and said my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a while now, Akpos replied and said papa, u will not be buying new textbooks, notebooks and all the writing materials, the father shouted, thats my son, but wait oo, did u win scholarship or something? Akpos said noo ooh I AM REPEATING THE SAME CLASS AGAIN...
Good Morning... | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 06:13 | |
| ┌┐┌┐ ○ │└┘│┌┐ │┌┐│││
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing... It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had gone to work that friday morning, "Nneka, I want to show you something." "What is it?" She asked. "Can I show it to you in your room?" "Okay." She replied. We went inside. "Can we close the door?" I said. "Hmmm, okay." She closed the door. I draw the blinds of the curtains together to limit the reflection of the rising sun. "Can we switch the light off?" I requested. "Yes!" She responded, a bit excited. "Hold my hand." I said. She held my hand. "What is it?" She inquired. I unveiled it and said :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: " See, my new wrist-watch. It glows in the dark." What were you all thinking?! Dirty minds!, i caught you | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 12:30 | |
| ~☆¸.·´¯`·.¸☽☆☆¸ .·´¯`·.¸☽☆~ CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: Why are you just saying yes to all my questions? AKPOS: Because the truth is bitter
~☆¸.·´¯`·.¸☽☆☆¸ .·´¯`·.¸☽☆~ TEACHER: What did you write in your story? AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination. TEACHER: You idiot, what did you write in the middle? AKPOS: The horse was running, 'tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik'... TEACHER FAINTED. ~☆¸.·´¯`·.¸☽☆☆¸ .·´¯`·.¸☽☆~ QUESTION ~☆¸.·´¯`·.¸☽☆☆¸ .·´¯`·.¸☽☆~ What is owned by you but mostly used by others ? CAN YOU GUESS THE ANSWER ? I don't think so. | |
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austin kofi boakye Senior
Posts : 835 Location : odo oba
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 12:47 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- Akpos was coming back from
school, singing and dancing, the father asked him and said my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a while now, Akpos replied and said papa, u will not be buying new textbooks, notebooks and all the writing materials, the father shouted, thats my son, but wait oo, did u win scholarship or something? Akpos said noo ooh I AM REPEATING THE SAME CLASS AGAIN...
Good Morning... Good morning jare, i done laugh tire | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-13, 12:49 | |
| ~-==-_-==-_-==- _-==-_-==-~ ~- ==-_-==-_-==- _-==-_-==-~ A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: >>> Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC, and those crooks deducted $95.00 in taxes. ~-==-_-==-_-==- ~ ~-==-_-==--==-~
QUESTION ~-==-_-==-_-==- ~ ~-==-_-==-_-==- ~ what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? lets see if you can get the answer. ~-==-_-==-_-==- _-==-_-==-~ ~- ==-_-==-_-==- _-==-_-==-~ | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-21, 13:55 | |
| GbAgAuN...... Jst 8days to Go; INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL. "ICL" DATE: 28 MARCH 2015, TICKET: PVC, KICK OFF: 10:AM, VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT, CAPACITY: 68MILLION Voters, REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA, CLUB: TEAM PDP (Transformations) vs TEAM APC (Change), DEFENDING CHAMPION: TEAM PDP, FORMATION: 5-3-2. As the defending champions, This is a defending formation in the bid to defend their title. TEAM PDP LINE UP; 1.Patience Jonathan - Goal Keeper 3.Ngozi Okonjo Iweala - supporting striker. 6.David Mark - Defender 5.Edwin Clark - Defender 2.Ayo Fayose - attacker (yellow card) 7.Godswill Akpabio - Striker 4.Adamu Muazu - Striker 10.Nnamani Sambo - Defender 11.Gabriel Suswan - Midfilder 8.Olusegun Mimiko - Midfider 9.Goodluck Jonathan - Defender (Team Captain) SUBS. 12.Fani Kayode - attacker (yellow card) 21.Alison Maduekwe - Midfilder 15.Musiliu Obanikoro - attacker 13.Reuben Abati - Winger TEAM PDP COACH: Asari Dokubo. TEAM APC FORMATION: 4:3:3 TEAM APC Employs a diamond formation with attacking option and prolific striker leading the attack. TEAM APC LINE UP. 13.Rotimi Amaechi - (GoalKeeper) 5.Bola Tinubu - Defender 2.Raji Fashola - Striker 3.Rochas Okorocha - Striker 26.John Oyegun - Midfilder 45.Muhammadu Buhari - )Team Captain) Defender 7.Abubakar Atiku - supporting Striker(on loan from PDP) 21.Aminu Tambuwal - Defender (on loan from PDP) 8.Bisi Akande - Defender (formal Captain) 11.Adams Oshiomole - winger 29.Yemi Osibanjo - supporting Striker ( on loan from Redeemed fc) SUBS: 4.John Kayode - Midfilder (Yellow Card) 10.Abike Dabiri - Midfilder (Yellow Card) 9.Rauf Aregbesola - attacker 6.Dr Bukola Saraki - Defender 17.Segun Oni - attacker (Yellow Card) Team APC COACH- Baba Olusegun Obasanjo - (former PDP Defender). Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring Observer.
Match Commentator: AYUSGUY_TheWordNation.
POWERED by 1960bet, Merrybet, Naijapredict and 9jabet..... PREDICT this Match nd get a chance to Win big prize.... Best of Luck Naija peeps!!!! | |
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tunderite Amateur
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-21, 14:02 | |
| Lol....this prayer hard o | |
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smile2012 Ultimate
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-21, 21:42 | |
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-21, 21:56 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-22, 07:52 | |
| FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE.
1. Okada killed two people inside trailler... 2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke Akindele... 3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new single... 4, Eyinmba will sign Messi dis march... 5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by Jay z... 6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G... 7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at class primary 2.... 8. University and Poly students are now putting on school uniforms... 9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home town... 10. New Arsenal manager is Chief Olusegun Obasanjo... 11. Chris Brown wears agbada and slippers to the grammy awards... 12. Aregbesola is jonathan younger brother, while yinka ayefele is obama adviser. 13. Ose ose omobanke sign 5yrs deal with Arsenal as new striker.
Keep it rolling.. Don't End the Fun, Add yours.. | |
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sunnyga Expert
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-22, 08:15 | |
| na wa o, where I go begin laugh!!!? | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 07:02 | |
| Musa vs Akpos After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated them and asked them why them were fighting... AKPOS: This idiot copied me during the maths exam! MUSA: Copy? He’s lying! I didn’t write anything! My answer booklet was blank before I submitted! AKPOS: You copied my blank answers! Because I didn’t write anything on my answer booklet too before I submitted! One word for Akpos?
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 08:09 | |
| SEX MACHINE
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband (Akpos) coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Akpos: What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have sex when you are travelling… Akpos: Okay…Lets have sex now… Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you… After she left Akpos said: Damn I am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way… “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…” Akpos: Damn robot is not working properly…I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said… “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN….. | |
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smile2012 Ultimate
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 11:21 | |
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stainlez Veteran
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 12:17 | |
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smile2012 Ultimate
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 12:26 | |
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eddyvic Expert
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-03-24, 15:41 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 01:01 | |
| MY MESSAGE TO BUHARI!! Baba If You Get There. 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Odas will fall in place 2) Reduce the costs for data bundles 3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop! 6) Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. use ur old military boots and okada if necessary 9) let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers 10) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on YOURS SINCERELY,... All we want is change. | |
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smile2012 Ultimate
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 01:05 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 01:12 | |
| Breaking News Hy friends buhari has been court red handed the police have recovered copies of of ballot papers from the APC offices in kano Kastina and kaduna. It was reported that INEC sent some secret committee to check on this diffrent places which has very high numbers of voters they went round this evening to 6 state to begin there investigation. And they have recovered many ballot paper up to 700,000 thousand plus in some offices of the APC in this states and to my almost surprise when the pronounced president heard this he broke down into tears again and after some times he fainted and was taken to the hosital in abuja where he Is now receiving treatment and presently he is living on oxygen. But my brothers and sister let pray for nigeria today is april first and let me tell you that all this are APRIL F**l | |
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eddyvic Expert
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 05:09 | |
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delafirst Leader
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 08:17 | |
| IN THIS NEW MONTH WE SHALL BE FAVOURED BEYOND WHAT WE DESERVED, IN GOD NAME! AMEN HAPPY NEW MONTH GOOD MORNING... | |
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eddyvic Expert
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 08:49 | |
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 08:52 | |
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isaac311 Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 09:26 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 15:10 | |
| Its a new Month, and we really need a new prayer points......
Bi a se wonu Osu tuntun lo yi; Waa pe oruko Jesu nigba 21,
Waa wa pariwo tooo bii Eni ti Eegun nle loju Orun;
Waa so wipe; Olorun BUHARI o; Nibo l'oju re waa? Nje agbara kan ha wa to nf'ara pamo jemi niya bii GOODLUCK?
Nje Ogun kan ha wa to nfi OYINBO buruku da ayee mi lamu bii PATIENCE?
Olorun Buhari o! Eri Ipe taa fi pe JEGA o! Oya lo owo agbara JEGA, koo gba ikolo mi pada...
ADURA!!!! ...lols.... | |
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stainlez Veteran
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 15:14 | |
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-01, 17:42 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-02, 08:00 | |
| Did anyone notice this?
#NigeriaDecides GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921) While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162) Now see the Hand of GOD in this: (1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28 (1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
The total valid vote= 28 million plus Can anyone define this? And elections were held on March 28 I Love Naija ... God is Great.
TheWordNation... | |
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OLOBE Professional
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-02, 08:06 | |
| Guy u ar gud, nice update | |
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Safex Master
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-02, 09:18 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- Did anyone notice this?
#NigeriaDecides GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921) While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162) Now see the Hand of GOD in this: (1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28 (1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
The total valid vote= 28 million plus Can anyone define this? And elections were held on March 28 I Love Naija ... God is Great.
TheWordNation... dat's mysterious! | |
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delafirst Leader
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-02, 12:34 | |
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Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-04-13, 08:28 | |
| NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.
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