Author | Message |
---|
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-19, 20:38 | |
| Joke of the day An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
#Ayusguy... | |
|
| |
xedyl Senior
Sex : Male Posts : 798 Location : mosho
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-19, 21:50 | |
| | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-20, 00:32 | |
| | |
|
| |
Twogoods Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4989 Location : Africa Best Lotto Forecaster. EDO BENIN CITY
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-20, 03:24 | |
| | |
|
| |
eddyvic Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4484 Location : Abk
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-20, 06:18 | |
| - xedyl wrote:
- very funny.
Yes | |
|
| |
klinsman30 Novice
Sex : male Posts : 13
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-20, 08:10 | |
| | |
|
| |
isaac311 Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1920 Location : nairobi
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-20, 12:26 | |
| | |
|
| |
k jackson Enthusiast
Sex : MALE Posts : 1901
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-21, 04:01 | |
| A Pastor's wife keeps cats on the church premises… One evening a cat went missing. In church the next day, the Pastor wife asked: "Who HAS a pussy?" All the WOMEN got up… "No, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY" All the MEN got up… "Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a Pussy that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH MEN got up. "Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY pussy?!" All the CHOIR Boys got up…. The Pastor fainted. The Pastor"s wife shouted "It's a lost CAT Pass on - Don't LAUGH ALONE | |
|
| |
eddyvic Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4484 Location : Abk
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-21, 05:39 | |
| | |
|
| |
Twogoods Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4989 Location : Africa Best Lotto Forecaster. EDO BENIN CITY
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-22, 01:25 | |
| - k jackson wrote:
- A Pastor's wife keeps cats on the church
premises… One evening a cat went missing. In church the next day, the Pastor wife asked: "Who HAS a pussy?" All the WOMEN got up… "No, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY" All the MEN got up… "Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a Pussy that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH MEN got up. "Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY pussy?!" All the CHOIR Boys got up…. The Pastor fainted. The Pastor"s wife shouted "It's a lost CAT Pass on - Don't LAUGH ALONE Hahahahaha | |
|
| |
eddyvic Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4484 Location : Abk
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-22, 02:58 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-24, 05:28 | |
| FACTS...... DO U KNOW??? 1. Snails can sleep for 3 yrs without eating. 2.Male mosquitoes live for as short as one week while female mosquitoes live for about a month 3. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. 4. When u sneeze, your heart stops for a few seconds 5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 6. Men can read smaller prints than women. Women can hear better than men. 7. More than 50% of people in the world have never made or receive a phone call. 8. If u sneezed too hard, u can fracture a rib. 9. Do u know that a Dog's Life span is 7times faster than that of a human.meaning if a human is 1year old,a dog will be 7years older... 10. Rats & horses can't vomit. 11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times 12. You cant pronunce the letter "P" without seperating your lips. 13.In the course of an average life time, u would av eaten some assorted insects while sleeping 14. Chewing gum while peeling onion will prevent u from crying. 15.House fly can only live for 13days after birth. 16. Have u notice,u cant sneeze while opening ur eyes... 17. It is practically impossible to lick your elbow. 18. Lols....Over 75% of people who read no.17 will try to lick their elbow. True or false..??? | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-24, 06:01 | |
| A Pastor's wife keeps cats on the church premises… One evening a cat went missing. In church the next day, the Pastor wife asked: "Who HAS a pussy?" All the WOMEN got up… "No, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY" All the MEN got up… "Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a Pussy that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH MEN got up. "Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY pussy?!" All the CHOIR Boys got up…. The Pastor fainted. The Pastor"s wife shouted "It's a lost CAT - Don't LAUGH ALONE | |
|
| |
irondehero42 Senior
Sex : male Posts : 947
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-24, 08:58 | |
| Hmmm pussycat or pussy wife | |
|
| |
eddyvic Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4484 Location : Abk
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-05-24, 11:01 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-06-26, 05:43 | |
| A rich musician walks into Akpos barbing shop and says, "Am going for a show right now. so I want a shave and as well a nail cut." Akpos started shaving his hair and while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and cut his nails. The musician says, "I want me and you to spend some time in a hotel room after my show tonight." She replies, "My husband wouldn`t like that." The musician says, "Tell him you`re working overtime, and I`ll pay you N50,000" She says, "No" Musician "Ok 100,000" She says, "No No" Musician "what a heck!, ok 1million" She says, "Noooo" Musicisan "Ok why?" She says "The man shaving your hair is my husband" Akpos shouted "Idiot! have you seen 1million in your life before? Oya following him jare" Loooolllz
Good_morning_friends | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-10-08, 07:25 | |
| ..BE WATCHFUL..... Click the link below to read the full Note about what Bible say it Will happened before end of the world and compare with what is happening now and what we are told that it will still happen soonest. TOTAL DARKNESS IN THE WORLD FOR 15 DAYS AS SAID By NASA The Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years. Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m. According to officials, the ” November Black Out” event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter. Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House. According to the report, on October 26, 2015, Venus and Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the southwest of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction. The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of Hydrogen into Space. The Hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth’s sun at approximately 2:50 a.m. The amass amount of Hydrogen making contact with the sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface. The explosions will cause the Sun’s surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees Kelvin in an instant. The sun will then attempt to cease the explosions by emitting heat from its core. The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the sun reaches the bluish color, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its normal color to the Red Giant. While the sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer. Because it takes anywhere from 7 to 8 and a half minutes depending on the Earth’s rotation for light from the sun to hit Earth, people will not know the event has happened until 2:58 a.m. on November 15th. Some areas of the world may experience brief moments of light for 7 to 8 minutes, but the Earth will then go back to complete darkness until the Sun’s surface temperature has been restored.. https://newswatch33.com/science/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/ Now tell me what are we waiting for let be WATCHFUL end is almost near.. http://bibletransmission.com/the-convergence-of-biblical-signs-september-2015/ BIBLE the true word of God. (revelation 22:18-20) BE WATCHFUL... Don't tell me you don't hear about the second coming of Christ..... | |
|
| |
Adurogboy agboola john Novice
Sex : Male Posts : 90
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-10-19, 07:51 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- Its a new Month, and we really need a new prayer points......
Bi a se wonu Osu tuntun lo yi; Waa pe oruko Jesu nigba 21,
Waa wa pariwo tooo bii Eni ti Eegun nle loju Orun;
Waa so wipe; Olorun BUHARI o; Nibo l'oju re waa? Nje agbara kan ha wa to nf'ara pamo jemi niya bii GOODLUCK?
Nje Ogun kan ha wa to nfi OYINBO buruku da ayee mi lamu bii PATIENCE?
Olorun Buhari o! Eri Ipe taa fi pe JEGA o! Oya lo owo agbara JEGA, koo gba ikolo mi pada...
ADURA!!!! ...lols.... corret prayer | |
|
| |
smile2012 Ultimate
Sex : male Posts : 20755 Location : lag
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-10-19, 07:57 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-11-03, 16:03 | |
| | |
|
| |
smile2012 Ultimate
Sex : male Posts : 20755 Location : lag
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-11-03, 23:24 | |
| | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-11-03, 23:29 | |
| | |
|
| |
AWNLJERROL Amateur
Posts : 352
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-11-05, 08:25 | |
| I hope it will make somebody laugh, not me though! Keep it up. | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-12-07, 07:46 | |
| TRANSLATE THIS IN ENGLISH (Ata sapami lori) | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-12-07, 12:26 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-12-08, 12:15 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- TRANSLATE THIS IN ENGLISH
(Ata sapami lori) | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2015-12-11, 06:10 | |
| I met my secondary school maths teacher last week and he asked for the direction to Zenith Bank in Maitama. I told him to make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7. Let him feel what I felt as a student during his math class in school. lol. | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-09, 06:46 | |
| A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Nak3d with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?””He replied, “Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now…” | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-10, 06:09 | |
| | |
|
| |
Mummiesboiii Senior
Sex : male Posts : 927
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-10, 11:51 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- A blind guy visited his
choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Nak3d with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?””He replied, “Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now…” lobatan, eye open | |
|
| |
Mummiesboiii Senior
Sex : male Posts : 927
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-10, 11:51 | |
| - Ayusguy wrote:
- A blind guy visited his
choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Nak3d with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, “Brother John, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?””He replied, “Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now…” lobatan, eye open | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-10, 13:07 | |
| | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-11, 19:00 | |
| | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-11, 21:48 | |
| A monkey and a chimpanzi were seated next to each other during a service in church.......the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the chimpanzi for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor.........eish; tell him yourself, I don't want to lie in church" | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-12, 05:54 | |
| Found this educative: AWON GOONS MI "GOONS" another Word for "FRIENDS"? I have been pondering on this phrase... "A won Goons Mi" as i have heard some of my Teenagers and even Adults use it when referring to their Friends. Some of them go like "Shout out s'awon goons mi" or Awon goons mi ni yen" and they say it with so much attitude. So i do my research on what the Word "GOONS" mean. According to the Oxford Dictionary, 'Goon' first carried the meaning "stupid person" (circa 1921). 'Goons' means a Silly, deliberately Foolish or Eccentric Person, an awkward Foolish/stupid person, an aggressive and Violent Young Criminal, a Thug hired to eliminate or terrorize opponents. And a security force. Secondly, I learnt it became more popular amongst young adults in Nigeria because Olamide a hip hop Musician released a song on it which made me more curious that i had to get some of the Lyrics: * "Shout out s’awon goons mi [ Shout out to my Thug guys] * Awon eruku mi [My Devil incarnate ] * Awon loni kin ma para toni keeping cool mi [ Na them Say Make I no Vex Say make I Keeping cool ] * so bi gobe shele ninu hood mi [ So if Trouble happen for my hood ] * Teba gbo bajinotu ema rawon goons mi [ if you hear gunshot You will see my Thug guys ] * Bajinotu kan fawon goons mi [ One Gunshot for my Thug guys ] poka * Bajinotu meji fawon goons mi [ Two Gunshot for my Thug guys ] poka poka * Bajinotu orisirisi komalo [ Different kind of Gunshot for my Thug guys ] * Bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu o [Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot o ] * Olopa o le mawon goons mi e ma sa te bari mopol [Police can’t catch my Thug Guys Don’t run when you see mopol ] * Awon nan gan silekun fole [ they are the ones opening door for thieves ] * They dont wanna see the boy rolling mo n rap , mo n korin ,.mo n kingin , mo n wole [ Am Rapping, Am singing, Am kinging Am Shutting down every where ]" Very interesting Lyrics i must say..So much for Curse Words and the Instigation of Violence. Yet so appealing to some Ignorant young ones and even many Adults. So here's my advice: Please the next time you hear people use a Word, phrase or Slang, don't try to feel among by using it, without first finding out the meaning, as using words carelessly isn't in vogue anymore. Also Don't Forget, "Your WORDS CREATE YOUR WORLD!!!! Go and take territories. | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-12, 06:21 | |
| | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-12, 07:38 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-13, 05:37 | |
| HAAA! HAAA!! HAAA!!! MR ADEKUNLE GOLD Dis story is all abt adekunle Gold, he notice dat girls re nt. Easy to toast my guy vex enter studio, he sing 0000000000. Shade, otipe ti mo tin ba e soro otipe ti mo tin toast e oooo ojo n lo shade agree at last, wen shade started complain abt money , he live her and go for orente dis girl frm vilage, dis one never Sabi money, so she no dey complain, later one yahoo boy take over orente wit range rover, my guy vex enter studio again sing....... Baba God oooo emina Fera range oooo , let wait and see d next episode dat one. We b next year. I pray DAT baba God should answer my call and pick up my call. Amen!!! #AyusguyNoni.. | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-13, 06:13 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-14, 17:27 | |
| I went for a prayer at one church this morning,at the midst of the prayer session a member touched my shoulder and said prophetically "YOU WILL WALK!"...... ...i didn't understand because I have no disability.....When I got out of church i found out that my transport money had been stolen... .. .. Lol and behold, am still walking now ......i no know wen I go reach house oooo..
How was your day going... Just catch some fun...
....TheWord..... | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-14, 22:55 | |
| | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-15, 06:19 | |
| | |
|
| |
Ayusguy Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1892 Location : TheWord.Nation
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-19, 09:01 | |
| I Interviewed 3 "Pure-Water" Sellers In Oshodi Abeokuta Expressway, And According To Them: Sometimes, It Takes About 6 Hours To Sell 20 Sachets Of Water Which Amounts To A Total Of N200 (1Dollar). From The N200, The Profit Is Only About N40 As The Pure Water Sellers Have To Pay The Wholesalers Their Money Back As Well As Cover The Price For Ice Block Which Was Used To Cool The Water. The Long And Short Of It Is That Some Of Them Make Only N40 In 6 Hours Of Hustling Under The Hot Sun, Risking Their Lives On Major Express Roads And Always At The Mercy Of The Environmental Protection Board Who Whip Them With Cane When Caught; Burst Their Water Sachets To The Ground And Fine Them N5,000. As If That Isn't Bad Enough, When Passengers And Drivers Reach The Traffic Stops, They Prefer To Dash N100, N200 Or Even N500 To Beggars And Fake Sufferers Who Sometimes Make About N1,500 A Day Doing Nothing But Begging, Leaving Them Richer, Luckier And Safer Than The Pure Water Sellers Who Are Young Entrepreneurs ServingThe Larger Community With Their Trade, And Trying To Make Ends Meet. So When Next You Are At A Traffic Stop, Please: 1. Dash The Pure Water Seller Instead 2. Buy Pure Water To Patronise Them And If The Change Is (N10, Or Even N20, You Can Leave It With Them) 3. Say Something Nice To Them. Greet Them, Encourage Them. 4. Slow Down, Don't Knock Them Down. 5. Even If You Wont Buy The Pure Water, If They Ask You To Buy, Rather Than Ignoring Them And Facing Front As If They Are Not Humans, You Can Look At Them, Smile And Say "Thank You". You never can tell how much that can do for them. Its good being good. | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-19, 13:33 | |
| A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach.... The first day he entered the class and was roll calling, He called out name, "Sheng", a student stood up and answered "present sir". He called the second name "chu muon ", another student answered "present sir". Suddenly he sneezed "hatchia". One student seated at the corner stoop up and said, "present sir". He surprisingly exclaimed, "hmmm". All the students shouted "absent sir". At this moment, he got confused and said, "Chai". Three students immediately stood up and said, "which of us sir". The teacher became even more confused and asked, "what is wrong"?? A student stood up and answered," sir, I am not wrong. I am called Wong " Now the teacher could not help it but laughed out" hahaha...... A girl stood up and answered, "present sir" The teacher collapsed with laughter. | |
|
| |
sunnyga Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4393
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-19, 14:42 | |
| | |
|
| |
ekerin oye4 Senior
Sex : male Posts : 1138 Location : Ib city
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-20, 09:24 | |
| Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." | |
|
| |
peter pan Master
Posts : 10992 Location : UNITED
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-20, 10:06 | |
| | |
|
| |
peter pan Master
Posts : 10992 Location : UNITED
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-20, 10:06 | |
| | |
|
| |
delafirst Leader
Sex : mele Posts : 5418 Location : Accra
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-20, 12:13 | |
| | |
|
| |
ancl Master
Posts : 17355
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY 2016-01-20, 19:44 | |
| | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY | |
| |
|
| |
| LAUGH OF A THOUSAND DAY | |
|