a visit to a friend house

I went wit a friend to visit his fiancee frm a very rich
family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what
would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea,
chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea
pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho
gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white.
MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat
milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland
cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d
freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner,
sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane
sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow
sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass
of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME:
mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME:
infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a
tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.

Lol; so many varieties to life

IPOKITI

Old school

Lol classic.