sharp president and his assistant

G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
there... any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well,"
said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The
Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button
on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not
your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential
choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me.
Yourmother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and
it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let
me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and
asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one
night, he ran into Dora Akunyili #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered
sharply, "That's easy, it's me! /" Sambo smiled, and
said,"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir,I
did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora
Akunyili! =D" Jonathan got up angrily,frownin ghe said to Sambo.
No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent
people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!......
=))=)) •°``°•=))=))=))`°•. ¸¸.•°`=)) Laf°•.¸ wan`°•..•kill° °Me•.die

Gud of u guy just to tel u dat the federal gvt meeting wit labour hv ended witout compromise and labour said strike continues on monday.

don't you know GEJ does not love this country but himself... that bastard .. make God called him up their like ABASHA

crazy government! i regrat ever voted 4 him nd his mumu,, i just pray dis shouldnt lead us 2 war. father in heaven nigerian is looking up to u baba.

osteen wrote:

crazy government! i regrat ever voted 4 him nd his mumu,, i just pray dis shouldnt lead us 2 war. father in heaven nigerian is looking up to u baba.

why is it nt want to listen to cry of ppl dat vote him to power?

ancl wrote:

osteen wrote:

crazy government! i regrat ever voted 4 him nd his mumu,, i just pray dis shouldnt lead us 2 war. father in heaven nigerian is looking up to u baba.

why is it nt want to listen to cry of ppl dat vote him to power?

i dunnoooooooo.

Ashawo wrote:

G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
there... any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well,"
said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The
Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button
on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not
your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential
choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me.
Yourmother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and
it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let
me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and
asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one
night, he ran into Dora Akunyili #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered
sharply, "That's easy, it's me! /" Sambo smiled, and
said,"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir,I
did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora
Akunyili! =D" Jonathan got up angrily,frownin ghe said to Sambo.
No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent
people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!......
=))=)) •°``°•=))=))=))`°•. ¸¸.•°`=)) Laf°•.¸ wan`°•..•kill° °Me•.die

u're correct those pple dat govern. Us are useless