JOKES and ANY OTHER NEWS

I think jokes and any other news shold be posted here rather than creating threads for every joke and news

A guy was on a date with his girlfriend in his new BMW x6. Guy: Baby there is something I have to tell n I'm afraid u'll break up with me If I tell u. Girl: don't tell me then. Guy: I'm married. Girl: Mtcheeeeeeee[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] U scared me. I taught u were going to say the car is not yours.

fire has destroyed the fourth floor of one of the SSNIT flats at Dansoman in Accra

"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

tdalyn wrote:

fire has destroyed the fourth floor of one of the SSNIT flats at Dansoman in Accra

WHY AND HOW, DO U HAVE ANY INFO ABT WHAT REALLY HAPPEND COS I'VE GOT FOLKS LIVING DER.

tdalyn wrote:

I think jokes and any other news shold be posted here rather than creating threads for every joke and news

Guy, a thread already exists in 'General' Forum! Why creating another?

tdalyn wrote:

A guy was on a date with his girlfriend in his new BMW x6. Guy: Baby there is something I have to tell n I'm afraid u'll break up with me If I tell u. Girl: don't tell me then. Guy: I'm married. Girl: Mtcheeeeeeee[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] U scared me. I taught u were going to say the car is not yours.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............very funny

the top policewoman facing trial for her role in the cocaine-turned-baking soda saga,DSP Gifty Mawunyega Tehoda has been released from BNI cells..

hahaha

Dis thread supposed 2 ve been closed!!!