An igbo businessman went to put his wife's obituary announcement
on a newspaper, they told him its N1,000 a word. He only has
N4,000 so he told them to write "NGOZI AMADI IS DEAD", Out of
pity they told him to add another four words free of charge, he said
thanks, put in "NGOZI AMADI IS DEAD, SHOP OPENS AS USUAL..
Lol