SAY NAH TRUE YARN?
If 2face advertise condom, no buy am ooooo....na fake.
If Akala (Formal Oyo State Gov.) sells bleaching cream, buy am na original.
If Torres is alone in front of opened net, dont panic, Leave am, he won't score.
If Terry G says "Free Madness" na lie, he wan commercialize to chop.
If President GoodLuck says "Good morning, Fellow Nigerians..." look outside window to confirm.
If Arsense Wenger promise to spend money, just stone him bcos he know how to lie very well....
If armed robbers visit Emirates Stadium they wont go to the trophy cabinet.
If Alex Ferguson recommend chewing gum, grab it na confirm.
If. lawalahmed says i love you all, gba be na true!
I luv you all, NTC for live!