A Preacher said: "If I had all the
beer in the world, I'd takeit and
throw it into the river".And the
congregation cried,"Amen!" "And
if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and throw it in the
river". And the congregation
cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all the
whiskey and rum in the world, I'd
take it all and throwit in the river".
Again the congregation cried,
"Amen!"
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn
to page 126 of our hymn book
and sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'". The congregation
screamed: Hallelujah!!