Girls are like....Floor Tiles---------- If you lay
them right the first time, you can walk all
over them for years!
Girls are like.....Bank Accounts---- Without
a lot of money, they don't generate much
interest.
Girls are like.....Coffee------ The best ones
are rich, hot, and can keep you up all
night.
Girls are like.....Computers-------- Hard to
figure out and never have enough
memory.
Girls are like....Cool Boxes---------Load them
with beer and you can take them
anywhere.
Girls are like.....Government bonds---------
They take a long time to mature.
Girls are like.....Horoscopes---------- They
always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.
Girls are like.....Lava lamps---------- Fun to
look at, but not all that bright.
Girls are like.....Mascara------------- They
usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Girls are like.....Parking spots---------The
good ones are already taken and the ones
that are left are either disabled
or extremely small.
Girls are like.....Place mats-------------- They
only show up when there's food on the
table.
Girls are like.....Bank Machines-----------Once
they withdraw they lose interest