Disgrace of Highest Order

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose.

DATS LOVELY

She dy entertain their guests.lol,

Very serious situation. She will loose the respect they had for her.

I'm still thinking about how she might have felt when she saw that. Maybe she'll think she's dreaming or what?

@Gmailer una no go kill person for dis forum with laugh oooooo! Haha its better one stops every bad attitude before one regrets such act ooooo!

Hehehehehehehehehe gmailer its like u shuld join a nite of a thousand laughs!!!

Gmailer wrote:

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose.

guy.he be lik say u dey among night of a thousand laughs

Abegi. . . I be innocent of all these allegations ow!

@sensicut07. . . You must be the newest/youngest moderator? Welcome on board man!

Gmailer wrote:

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose.

hahaha! one can imagine d surprise on her face seeing those guest

what a surprise indeed...

What a killer indeed!

What a killer indeed!

I dis one

Gmailer wrote:

@sensicut07. . . You must be the newest/youngest moderator? Welcome on board man!

thanks for congrat me.onelove ntcguys will leave 4reva

Hmmmmmmmmm

007 wetin nah? When did you become ancl?

Gmailer wrote:

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose.

LOL

nice one

hahaha... dats rily funny

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

i no fit laugh o, 3 plates of beans.....

Wht a joke

ancl wrote:

Wht a joke

yeah!!!joke indeed

Is like its hppn to me nw cos i past 2ru dis level last night.

hahahahahah....if na me,. I will just enter deep freezer....make i block cos of shame....

ancl wrote:

Is like its hppn to me nw cos i past 2ru dis level last night.

Ore nawah for you ow! Na wetin you chop wey make you dey fart like dat? Abegi take am easy while eating ow! Lol! Ole, alejeranju.

Good one.Keep it up,dude! You are the next winner of AY open mic competition.

yeah

yeah

its really funny

This is bad air atomic

aids vaccine almost out

Atenuje lopa sule Ebira ow

one of d best i read 4rm dis site

oscar4free2air wrote:

hahahahahah....if na me,. I will just enter deep freezer....make i block cos of shame....

LOLZ I NO FIT LAFF OOOOOOOOOO MAKE UNA NO KILL ME I DON LAFF TIRED OOOOOOO

Nice one here.

take am easy oh

Gmailer u too much abeg make we know how we go de release our atomic bomb

If na me i go tell the guest say atomic bomb no get toilet so may de no vas. Becos i freely recieve and i am free giving

Me i they feel the smell here ooooooooo.

She no go fit sit and eat with them.