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PostSubject: BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned!   BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned! Empty2012-07-25, 15:54

Bill Gates has resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from a school boy Emu.
Emu: Dear Sir, I have some questions to ask;
1) The keyboard alphabets are not in order. When will you launch the correct version.
2) There is start button but nothing to stop.
3) I have learnt MS word, when will you launch MS Sentence.
4) There is recycle bin but no rescooter bin. Why?
5) And finally a personal question. Why is your name Gates instead of doors even though you sell Windows?
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Bill Gates has resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from a school boy Emu.
Emu: Dear Sir, I have some questions to ask;
1) The keyboard alphabets are not in order. When will you launch the correct version.
2) There is start button but nothing to stop.
3) I have learnt MS word, when will you launch MS Sentence.
4) There is recycle bin but no rescooter bin. Why?
5) And finally a personal question. Why is your name Gates instead of doors even though you sell Windows?
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PostSubject: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned!   BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned! Empty2012-07-25, 16:00

una too funny
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PostSubject: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned!   BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned! Empty2012-07-25, 16:08

Hmmmm gmailer I wil leave for d states in 2 wks time wen I get there the first tin I wil do is to go to microsoft office and report u to him. Hehehehehe
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Hmmmm gmailer I wil leave for d states in 2 wks time wen I get there the first tin I wil do is to go to microsoft office and report u to him. Hehehehehe
henhenhe! Branch white house greet my frnd dia 4 me oooh
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Stevolat wrote:
007 wrote:
Hmmmm gmailer I wil leave for d states in 2 wks time wen I get there the first tin I wil do is to go to microsoft office and report u to him. Hehehehehe
henhenhe! Branch white house greet my frnd dia 4 me oooh

Which one of your friends there jare my brother?
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dis guy ehnnnn! I tink say na real resign
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gmailer u no go kill person with laff
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PostSubject: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned!   BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned! Empty2012-07-27, 00:55

Gmailer wrote:
Bill Gates has resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from a school boy Emu.
Emu: Dear Sir, I have some questions to ask;
1) The keyboard alphabets are not in order. When will you launch the correct version.
2) There is start button but nothing to stop.
3) I have learnt MS word, when will you launch MS Sentence.
4) There is recycle bin but no rescooter bin. Why?
5) And finally a personal question. Why is your name Gates instead of doors even though you sell Windows?
lol ! which one bill gates go come answer?
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PostSubject: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned!   BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates resigned! Empty2012-07-27, 11:40

Gmailer u need to launch a personal online radio so that every time i want to laugh i can easily hookup ur IP. ......
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Where is this chemstivictor? It's been long?
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Where is this chemstivictor? It's been long?
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Where is this chemstivictor? It's been long?
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