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* Thats How D pastor said turn 2 ur neighbor and
say"IT SHALL B PERMANENT IN UR LIFE" as i turn,
Na Cripple. so i just said "BROS I HAIL OH"
* U carried her to the Show and she fainted because of
Chris brown?? Just leave her there bro""
* Don't fall in love with a guy who loves u for ur
boobs,hips,ass,laps, etc...Direct him to Chicken republic,
u are not a chicken.
* You tweet say you dey UK, 10 minutes later, you
tweet "UP NEPA" your case dey supreme court.
* Oversabi is when you are eating salad with a girl &
she says 'honey, this food no done'."
* U have 8 tribal marks on both cheeks + multiple
stretch marks and u still want a tattoo?? Ahan my
friend, You be Zebra?
* You dey stay with your parents and they lock you
inside house on friday night, then you tweet, TGIF Club
things, Na God go judge u.
* It's only in NollyWood A ghost Can eat food,Use
toothpick, look left & right b4 crossing d road.
* If she read instructions before cooking Indomie OR
she cook the indomie finish & water full inside like
swiming pool, Dnt WIfe HER
* The rate at which Girls bleach these days is
alarming.. When they're old, they'll start turning
Green like Incredible Hulk!.
* You don't need to always shout to be known!! EVEN
without advert!! GARRI STILL SELL pass indomie"
* #BADMOTHERINLAWS will ask why her grandson
doesn't look like his father as if the wife is a
photocopy machine.
* Yu met a guy last week & u are already tellin ur
friends he's mr right. My dear tell the devil 2 stop
using ur life 2do jangolova,oya"Pray"
* Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to
his level and beat you with experience.
* You are sitting in a Danfo going to Yaba and you
update ur pm; Am driving, No pings pls. My dear ur case
is in the chambers of God.
* Don't complain that ladies of nowadays are too money
conscious, when the guy's of nowadays are too Pussy
conscious.
* Anty u r single @ 30 & u are still fighting Erday wit
d only serious man in ur life, My dear,D devil is dancing
"OPA GHANA"style wit ur life
* GOD asking human beings their heart desires. White
man: Just a Car. Black man: Shoe, Bold 5, Iphone 5,
Jeep,20 miilion naira, and erm.....
* No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat
your yam.
* To understand some people in Nigeria, you have to
start watching animal planet...morning all

A true friend is like a PENIS, he stands up 4 u in
times of needs.
2) -A genuine friend is like bra, she supports u at all
times.
3) -A faithful friend is like condom, he protects u 4rm
all harm.
4) -A loving friend is like vagina, she accommodates u
fully despite d size of ur problem.
Mann ya'l and What kinda friend are u?

To understand some people in Nigeria, you have to
start watching animal planet..


You are sitting in a Danfo going to Yaba and you
update ur pm; Am driving, No pings pls. My dear ur case
is in the chambers of God.

Hmmmm na wa o