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zigzag Novice
Sex : male Posts : 4 Location : 07010198576
| Subject: akpos 2013-09-14, 21:03 | |
| Akpos and Wife: WIFE: What would U do if I die? AKPOS: Hmm, I'll Cry! WIFE: Won't U get remarried? AKPOS: Of course not! WIFE: Don't U like being remarried? AKPOS: (Faintly)Fine,I would remarry. WIFE: Would U let her wear my shoes? AKPOS: No,she can't because she is size 8. WIFE: TURNS RED AKPOS: RUNS OUT! | |
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tomrich2378 Novice
Sex : MALE Posts : 1
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-14, 21:53 | |
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Stevolat Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4364
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-14, 22:36 | |
| cant u read d topic of d thread b4 promoting ur link? | |
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Safex Master
Posts : 14223 Location : Arabsat 20E
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-14, 23:39 | |
| - Stevolat wrote:
- cant u read d topic of d thread b4 promoting ur link?
No mind am, if person talk now, dem go say na harshness | |
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morakone Amateur
Sex : Male Posts : 286 Location : lagos
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 09:59 | |
| - Safex wrote:
- Stevolat wrote:
- cant u read d topic of d thread b4 promoting ur link?
No mind am, if person talk now, dem go say na harshness d guy de huzzle nah | |
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fxprof Senior
Sex : M Posts : 1226 Location : Lasgidi/uk
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 11:48 | |
| Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9... His Mom : What are you doing ? Akpors : I'm doing maths homework Mom : this is how your teacher taught you? Akpors : Yes Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day "What are you teaching my son in maths?" Teacher : Right now, we are learning addition. Mom : you teaching them to say 2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4 ? Teacher after laughing : What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 One word for Akpos? | |
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fxprof Senior
Sex : M Posts : 1226 Location : Lasgidi/uk
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 11:51 | |
| Akpors was a professional carpenter and was transporting one of his product [coffin box] to his customer at night, suddenly, his car broke down and decided to carry the coffin on his head. when some Nigerian police stopped him. You know police and their wahala. They stopped him and asked him "where he was going to by this time of the day? Akpos said, he didnt like the place he was burried so he's relocating.The police men flew as fast as their leg can carry them leaving bhind their gunz.
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makolm2 Novice
Sex : male Posts : 14 Location : akure
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 21:30 | |
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osas4jame Senior
Sex : male Posts : 1246 Location : Naija
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 22:03 | |
| - fxprof wrote:
- Akpors was a professional carpenter and was transporting one of his product [coffin box] to his customer at night, suddenly, his car broke down and decided to carry the coffin on his head.
when some Nigerian police stopped him. You know police and their wahala. They stopped him and asked him "where he was going to by this time of the day? Akpos said, he didnt like the place he was burried so he's relocating.The police men flew as fast as their leg can carry them leaving bhind their gunz.
] hahahahaaha. warri no dey carry last | |
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osas4jame Senior
Sex : male Posts : 1246 Location : Naija
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 22:05 | |
| - fxprof wrote:
- Akpos was doing his maths
homework & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9... His Mom : What are you doing ? Akpors : I'm doing maths homework Mom : this is how your teacher taught you? Akpors : Yes Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day "What are you teaching my son in maths?" Teacher : Right now, we are learning addition. Mom : you teaching them to say 2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4 ? Teacher after laughing : What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 One word for Akpos? Olodo | |
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kingtobi01 Amateur
Sex : male Posts : 490 Location : Nasarawa state
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 22:32 | |
| Fxprof copy copy go and form your own jokes and stop copying other peoples own | |
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Safex Master
Posts : 14223 Location : Arabsat 20E
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-15, 22:51 | |
| - kingtobi01 wrote:
- Fxprof copy copy go and form your own jokes and stop copying other peoples own
U 2 copy one n post it here! No b 2 make fun? Abeg jawe | |
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Iyke Philip Senior
Sex : Male Posts : 823
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-16, 10:53 | |
| Jokes do not belong to any one, every joke is copy, copy... Even those that is presumably told the joke first also copied from someone. | |
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Safex Master
Posts : 14223 Location : Arabsat 20E
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-16, 12:32 | |
| - Iyke Philip wrote:
- Jokes do not belong to any one, every joke is copy, copy... Even those that is presumably told the joke first also copied from someone.
Abi o | |
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fxprof Senior
Sex : M Posts : 1226 Location : Lasgidi/uk
| Subject: Re: akpos 2013-09-16, 13:29 | |
| - kingtobi01 wrote:
- Fxprof copy copy go and form your own jokes and stop copying other peoples own
dont get it twisted hommie, where did u see in my post saying/claiming the writer or originator? | |
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fxprof Senior
Sex : M Posts : 1226 Location : Lasgidi/uk
| Subject: Re: akpos 2014-12-21, 12:45 | |
| Akpos The Hunter
Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail. After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; “I think I tell you say make you quiet?” Akpos replied : “Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, “Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home”, naim I come start to halla.
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Arbourboateng Senior
Sex : male Posts : 1281
| Subject: Re: akpos 2014-12-21, 12:49 | |
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eddyvic Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4484 Location : Abk
| Subject: Re: akpos 2014-12-21, 16:39 | |
| - Safex wrote:
- kingtobi01 wrote:
- Fxprof copy copy go and form your own jokes and stop copying other peoples own
U 2 copy one n post it here! No b 2 make fun? Abeg jawe Gbam, lol | |
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