Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School where he registered. He was given Commerce
Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was
question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse
and a Shop" (20marks) After much thinking he smiled and wrote
his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his
Oga at the gate:
OGA: Ebuka, how far? How e be? EBUKA: E
dey so simple Oga. Question
number three say make we differentiate
between a warehouse & a shop.
OGA: Ehen-ehen...Wetin U come write?
EBUKA: hmmm. I. write say "warehouse dey
for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba.
OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat?
EBUKA: Yes Oga.
OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze Common go back &
put the phone numbers &our complete
address. silly boy! Na So dem take dey get
customers? Idiot