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1. My husband and Sambo
is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once
a child and the senators
were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is
her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of hischildren.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting
before youwere once a
children. (Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in an
international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born
them? Wasn't it not a
woman? Theywere once a
children now a adult now
they are bombing women
and children making some
children a widow.(Is she an
literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for
these children who have
become widows for
loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for
our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors
and Nurses are responding
to treatment. (Doctors and
nurses?)
11. I would rather kill
myself instead
ofcommitting suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man,
he died but his manhood
lives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million,
I donate my family. (Laugh
wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam
bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon't
have respect for Jesus,
they are a very bad
person,infact I'm a sadder
woman right now and
Mr.President ismore
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV.( For
real? Imagine this woman
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A beg no kil me wit laugh
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Hahahah! Dis woman don finish naija with her english.
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Are these really comments she made or just for teasing?
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heavenboundpkay wrote:
Are these really comments she made or just for teasing?
na real o
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Ashawo wrote:
heavenboundpkay wrote:
Are these really comments she made or just for teasing?
na real o
Did she finish school before getting married
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Well we all can't be scholars and gaffes are normal even some professors are guilty of that
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PostSubject: Re: Top 15 best Patience Jonathan's quotes   Top 15 best Patience Jonathan's quotes Empty2014-05-12, 23:29

My question is this; who is d First Lady of thr Republic of Nigeria? ...no be by English...let's leave matter for Martha
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My question is this; who is d current First Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? ...no be by English...let's leave matter for Marthas...
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heavenboundpkay wrote:
Are these really comments she made or just for teasing?
una no dey dis kontri ni?
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Hahahah! Dis woman don finish naija with her english.
na 2day?
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A beg free d woman jo...
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Imagine someone talking about professor and gaffes. This is the First Lady of the most powerful economy in Africa as of 2014. How do you com and speak this, funny funny mistakes that people in creche sef dont make these days.
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i don die wit laugh o,this woman must have her own dictionary.
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