what I want from the girl I want to marry

THE GIRL I WILL MARRY SHOULD READ THE FOLLOWING
TERMS AND CONDITION
1.If we are having an argument, I will always be RIGHT.
2. Incase you are right, then point number 1 also takes
over.
3. When I come home past midnight , just know am coming
from a meeting.Period.
4. Dont ever compare me with your ex, If he was good,
what the hell are you doing with me?
5. I have Ex-girlfriends!THAT'S A FACT! Better live with it
darling! Quit asking how many they are because, truth is, I
WILL LIE. KING SOLOMON of the bible was my role model.
6. Its Your job to be neat always. NOT MINE. Finding dirty
socks on my gas cooker is as normal as Harambee stars
losing a match! Live with It.
7.My phone is my phone, stay away from it. Incase you see
me going out to pick some calls, dont dare ask. Just know
thats my swag and get yourself busy by making me some
tea. ---But as for you, receive all your calls in the room, and
activate the loudspeaker.
8. If it happens that i beat you and a visitor comes, you
should put a smile in your face and pretend that nothing
had happened
9. when we are hanging out and you see other girls hugging
me, Just know they are my cousins. Don't dare ask who
they are.
10. Well I dont drink, so when we are two in the house and
you feel some alcoholic scent coming from my mouth, Just
know its coming from our neighbour
~ (NOT ME OOO)
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