Confirmed! Falcao 'allergic' to Champions League football

Manchester United have confirmed long-held
suspicions that new signing Radamel Falcao is
'allergic' to Champions League football.
The Colombian striker joined the Red Devils on
a year-long loan after receiving assurances from
the club that he would not be subjected to
European club football's elite competition this
campaign.
A United spokesperson said: " Manchester United
are delighted to announce that Radamel Falcao
has joined the club in not playing in the
Champions League this season.
"The deal was completed late last night after
delays caused by a medical examination that
revealed the player has developed an allergy to
UEFA's premier club competition.
"Fortunately we were able to offer him
guarantees that United would not be taking part
in the Champions League for the forseeable
future, and a deal was struck thanks to that and
the fact we're bunging him an obscene amount
of cash every week."
Falcao had been desperate to leave Monaco after
realising he ran the risk of playing in the
Champions League if he stayed with the French
club.
Offers from Manchester City and Real Madrid
were rebuffed by his representatives when they
discovered both clubs would be competing in the
tournament this year.
Despite scoring 104 goals in 139 games since
moving to Europe in 2009, the 28-year-old has
not played in UEFA's top competition since 2010,
when his Porto team lost 5-0 to Arsenal .
It is believed that being marked out of that game
by 36-year-old former Notts County defender,
Sol Campbell, left Falcao mentally scarred and
with a deep aversion to the tournament.
After scoring 17 goals in just 14 Europa League
games for Porto in 2011, Falcao signed for
Atletico Madrid so that he could play
Stromsgodset, Rennes and Vitoria de Guimares
in the second string event.
When Atletico qualified for the Champions League
in 2013, he quickly sealed a move to French
Second Division champions Monaco, before
heading for Old Trafford days after the now Ligue
1 side were drawn in Group C of the 2014/15
UCL.
The move to Manchester is initially for a 12-
month loan period, but our source (ok, it's Fred
the Red) confirms there is an option to buy
should United miss out on the Premier League
top four again.

That means he knows that man u wil not qualify four the elite cup

Hahahahaha.u no serious at all.

Thats what he z tryn to say

Make una go find work to do ooooo!

I initial want to say u copied this from my facebook page which i posted yesterday but i notice most pple on different social platform also post this info....

Dont mind Falcao jare, Falcao fear about Champion's league (since that thrash from Arsenal) is not Camp Bell but Lord Bentner, yes u heard me right is lord Bentner...

Lord Bentner is the star of the show that day bcos he scored Hat trick that day also also bag Man Of the Match....ever since that day Falcao is always run away when he heard CHHHHHHAAAAMPPPPP!!!!!

He thought that Bentner always appear their every year #

Man.United fan anytime u see Facao again, abeg tell him Bentner is not playing champion's league futbal again but he has been replace in Arsenal line up now with Welbeck

stainlez wrote:

Make una go find work to do ooooo!

hahahaha, abi o

Even if den look for work, they won't get

Please stop guys... LWKMD...ROTL...LOL

smile2012 wrote:

Even if den look for work, they won't get

EPE!this guy no find am funny o.

Very funny

He is jus used to being second to best