15 iPhone 6 features that will make basic b*tches go gaga

Let’s be honest, we’re all basic. We know it and Apple
especially knows it.
The new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus were released today, and
this means long lines, high demand and spending a lot of
money you can’t afford to spend.
The iPhone 6 is loaded with features that are sure to change
the game when it comes to all things basic: selfies, Instagram,
sexting, shopping.
Here’s how the iPhone 6 will enhance the lives of basic
bitches everywhere.
LONGER BATTERY LIFE FOR ALL-
NIGHTERS.
The new iPhone 6 Plus battery lasts up to 24 hours on
standby. That means you have time to get ready with friends,
go out to a bar and wander home the next morning with your
phone still on.
FITNESS APPS TO MATCH YOUR YOGA
PANTS EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T GO TO
THE GYM.
The new M8 motion processor can track if you’re cycling or
running. That lets you use your phone for something other
than Instagram and Twitter while on the treadmill.
PRETTIER SELFIES, #NOFILTER
iPhone 6 and 6 Plus have an updated front-facing camera that
takes “burst” selfies, meaning you can pick the picture where
you don’t have a double chin. Thank you, technology, for
making us more photogenic.
PHOTOS WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE LOOK
WAY, WAY BETTER THAN IT REALLY IS.
There’s an updated panorama setting. Read: better sunset,
Grand Canyon and football tailgating group pictures.
Picturesque moments look like more fun on social media,
anyway.
WIFI THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO MAKE
CALLS FROM YOUR FRIEND’S BASEMENT
APARTMENT.
New enabled WiFi calling lets you phone a friend in those
awful dead spots, whether it’s the subway station downtown
or your sister’s crappy deadzone of an apartment.
NO AUTOCORRECTING TO “DUCKING.”
The iPhone’s predictive keyboard basically means that you
can stop accidentally typing “duck” and all those other typos
you hate.
TV AND VIDEO ANYWHERE TO HELP YOU
COPE WITH BEING SINGLE.
iPhone 6 Plus has up to 14 hours of video time running on
battery alone. So that’s 14 episodes of “Breaking Bad,”
enough TV time to secretly get you through two slow days at
work.
PROCRASTINATE WITH BETTER LOOKING
GAMES.
The new phones also have an A8 processor, a 64-bit chip
designed to make phone gaming more beautiful. Thought
your avatar on “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” looked hot
before? Look at her now.
THROW SHADE MORE STEALTHILY.
The redesigned power button is now on the side and easier to
reach. No more awkwardly scrambling to turn your screen off
when sending catty texts about someone at the same party.
LIVE TWEET LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
The iPhone 6 is 50 percent faster than the original model. To
be honest, that’s the difference between live tweeting
comments from your drunk coworker at happy hour and
losing those gems forever.
NO MORE SQUINTING AT THE SCREEN.
Apple’s new rotating screen display enables you to see things
on your phone clearly. Gone are the days of squinting at
Reddit. Now, you’ll be able to actually read the words.
ONE-HANDED PHONE FEATURES FOR
MORE MULTITASKING.
New features enable you to use your iPhone one-handed. One
eye on the cute guy across the bar, one hand texting a friend.
Neither activity requires your full attention, and you know it.
PAY FOR YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
FASTER.
Apple Pay means cashless, cardless buying. Now you can pay
for your morning Starbucks coffee without having to dig
through your bag to find your wallet.
BECAUSE NO CASH OR CREDIT CARDS
ARE NEEDED, YOU CAN WEAR MORE
LEGGINGS.
Apple’s new payment system, which comes on every phone,
eliminates the inevitable mental debate of whether or not to
stick your credit cards in your bra. Just pick up your iPhone,
chug that last glass of red wine and go.
SILVER AND GOLD SINCE YOU
PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE ROYALTY.
Let’s talk aesthetics. No one wants to see your fugly, peeling
Etsy phone case from five years ago.
Now, iPhones come in brushed silver, gold and space gray
shades that are practically their own accessories.
Say goodbye to silicone cases because the new iPhone’s
waterproof and shatterproof.

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