subsidized presido joke

3 men; one American; one German and one Nigerian
were
discussing. The American said "my country is blessed
and gifted
with technological advancement. Imagine; a child was
born with
no legs; we attached mechanical legs to the child and
guess what?!
The child is now an Olympic Sprinter!!"
The German said "we in my country are similarly
blessed; if not
even better.. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms;
we
attached mechanical arms and now she is the country's
heavyweight boxing champion; in the male category
too!!"
The Nigerian cleared his throat and said "All those ones
are small
small tins!! In a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a
baby was
born with no head.. We attached coconut.. And guess
what?!!
Now he's the PRESIDENT!!

Ashawo wrote:

3 men; one American; one German and one Nigerian
were
discussing. The American said "my country is blessed
and gifted
with technological advancement. Imagine; a child was
born with
no legs; we attached mechanical legs to the child and
guess what?!
The child is now an Olympic Sprinter!!"
The German said "we in my country are similarly
blessed; if not
even better.. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms;
we
attached mechanical arms and now she is the country's
heavyweight boxing champion; in the male category
too!!"
The Nigerian cleared his throat and said "All those ones
are small
small tins!! In a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a
baby was
born with no head.. We attached coconut.. And guess
what?!!
Now he's the PRESIDENT!!

na u talk am ooo

malosky07 wrote:

Ashawo wrote:

3 men; one American; one German and one Nigerian
were
discussing. The American said "my country is blessed
and gifted
with technological advancement. Imagine; a child was
born with
no legs; we attached mechanical legs to the child and
guess what?!
The child is now an Olympic Sprinter!!"
The German said "we in my country are similarly
blessed; if not
even better.. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms;
we
attached mechanical arms and now she is the country's
heavyweight boxing champion; in the male category
too!!"
The Nigerian cleared his throat and said "All those ones
are small
small tins!! In a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a
baby was
born with no head.. We attached coconut.. And guess
what?!!
Now he's the PRESIDENT!!

na u talk am ooo

how dare u make such a ridiclous joke about d president on nigeria.u are not a true nigerian. An american or a british man will never say such a thing. Even if u dont like his present policies dat does not give u the moral and spirtiual right to call him that.GOD almighty is not happy with what u have written. Get me clear i am not in support of his program bcos i think he approached it at the wrong time and in a wrong way, but dat does not give me d right to insult him. Remember he is the president and GOD is with him.

carry go mr pres weda coconut or sugarcane

hehehehehahhahahahahkiakiakia......hmmmmmmmm.

FUNNY DUDE.

There is nothing wrong with your joke