Are you a real Nigerian???

Enthusiast Posts : 1631 Location : Global

Only real nigerians;
1)check d expiry date of gala
afta eatin it.
2) go to church with xtension and bb charger
(charging in His presence).
3) update on BBM
"about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update
"dying tinz"
4) say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)go to an eatery and buy bottled water just 2
watch a soccer match.
6) go to a supermarket,
buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snappin
wif champagne bottles.
7) wear sunshades @
nite.
Cool

dress in complete rainbow colours like itz rag day and call it colour blonding.
9) count money after withdrawing 4rm an ATM
(we trust no one, not even machines).
10) wear
head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius.
11) call a
fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki".
12) travel 2 china 4 2days and com back with a british accent.
Are U a real Nigerian

Expert Sex : male Posts : 4048

lol... nice one

Expert Posts : 4513 Location : SOUTH-SOUTH

don1 u get mouth, u dey see, i hail u, u too much

Expert Posts : 4412

Oh u forgot one tin. " smoke under the hot sun“

Professional Posts : 2809 Location : Milky ways

Don1 wrote:: Only real nigerians;
1)check d expiry date of gala
afta eatin it.
2) go to church with xtension and bb charger
(charging in His presence).
3) update on BBM
"about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update
"dying tinz"
4) say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)go to an eatery and buy bottled water just 2
watch a soccer match.
6) go to a supermarket,
buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snappin
wif champagne bottles.
7) wear sunshades @
nite.
dress in complete rainbow colours like itz rag day and call it colour blonding.
9) count money after withdrawing 4rm an ATM
(we trust no one, not even machines).
10) wear
head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius.
11) call a
fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki".
12) travel 2 china 4 2days and com back with a british accent.
Are U a real Nigerian

Enthusiast Sex : male Posts : 1911

All call naija tinz....i hail ooooo

Expert Posts : 4513 Location : SOUTH-SOUTH

007 wrote:: Oh u forgot one tin. " smoke under the hot sun“

nor be lie

Professional Posts : 2809 Location : Milky ways

How about this.toothpick after drinkin garri!lol

Expert Posts : 4513 Location : SOUTH-SOUTH

na big boy na, e nor easy to drink garri again o

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only real nigerians guys buy fried rice & chicken with 5alive for their gals & be drinking soda water with cigeret

Expert Posts : 4513 Location : SOUTH-SOUTH

e go say e nor dey hungry

Enthusiast Posts : 1631 Location : Global

...LOL...una no fit kill me with laff...I really forgot many things...the list goes on and on...

Leader Sex : Male Posts : 6332

I am a real 9ja man, cuz no. 9 touched me. I trust machines, but, I dont trust Nigerians that programmed them

Enthusiast Posts : 1631 Location : Global

Gmailer wrote:: I am a real 9ja man, cuz no. 9 touched me. I trust machines, but, I dont trust Nigerians that programmed them

...i feel u jare...me i be serious culprit for that no. 9 o...i no fit sat...

Senior Posts : 1365 Location : central 9ja

m0in una get mouth Die.......laught....

Senior Posts : 1365 Location : central 9ja

but G-mailer dis ur Profile pix de make me Vomit......and i mean it

Enthusiast Posts : 1582

9aija no dey carry last

Expert Sex : male Posts : 4048

Sensicut07 wrote:: 9aija no dey carry last

no be lie

Professional Posts : 2394 Location : GREATER ACCRA

9ja for life o.We don rule the world with our HD intelligence.Bless 9ja!

Professional Posts : 2394 Location : GREATER ACCRA

9ja for life o.We don rule the world with our HD intelligence.Bless 9ja!

Novice Sex : male Posts : 33

naija now here formings get tap root

Expert Sex : male Posts : 4048

no be lie

Enthusiast Posts : 1582

Nigeria that use to allow selling market without nafdac number

Professional Posts : 2546 Location : Italy

microsat wrote:: no be lie

am a biafran

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