Nigerian Police

A police officer
stops a guy driving at a very high
speed.
Police: do you realise driving
at such high speed is a crime?.
Guy : yes officer. And i don't care.
Police : hmm...ok can i have your
papers, rude
man.
Guy: no you can't...and as a
matter of fact i stole this car
30minutes ago.
Police : ehen....so you are a
thief,okay what's in your
pigeon hole.
Guy : not much just my shotguns,
ak47 riffle, 20
rounds amuniton and a 20kg
packet of canabis.
Police : (still suprised) you
also possess arms and hard drugs.
You are a
goner today...open your
boot fast fast let me search.
Guy: no need officer i have inside
that boot,
about 20 pieces of
human heads for my daily rituals
and 2 dead
bodies that i want to dispose off
quickly.
Police: oh my God!.... ritual
killing, theft, posession of
arms and hard drugs.
Hmm! Your own don finish
today.. your games is up o, i'm
calling the
station. (makes a call through
to the D.P.O)
¤some minutes later, D.P.O
arrived with
reinforcement--
D.p.o : yes officer what's the
matter?.
Police : that man is a criminal and
ritual killer in
posession of arms, hard
drugs, human heads and
this car which he stole and used in
conveying
them.
DPO: Ok ok... (walks to
the guy)... Mr man can i have
your papers.
Guy : of course... (hands it over)
DPO: (flip,..flip..flip.,)
officer his papers are complete
and authentic.....
Police: sir no mind am... Make we
search his car you
will see what i am talking about...
DPO : OK..alright ..can you open
your pigeon hole sir....
(Man opens pigeon hole)..
Officer i don't see
guns, drugs or anything
incriminating in here as you
said...(now angry) are you
trying to ridicule me...
Police : aah, sir no be so sir ...
(now trembling)..ok
let's check his boot.
DPO : please sir lets see your
boot.
Guy : hmmm...( **still
silent**, opens the boot) .
DPO : Officer can you now
see. The boot is
empty... what point were
you trying to prove, you said
this man is in posession
of arms, drugs and also said he's a
ritualist.
Guy : what!
Unbelievable...hmmm this days i
wonder what the police
force is turning into, i
guess he also told you that i was
driving at a very high speed.

is this a new thread

lol

dat is 9ja 4u

boe wrote:

is this a new thread

yes

nah 9ja we dey. Lolz

didn't get the whole point.

hahahaha....dat guy is a bad guy, him don put d officer into trouble......him talk wetin him no carry em eye see...

Maybe that officer don collect his girlfriend before. That was why he treated his fuckup like that

Maybe that officer don collect his girlfriend before. That was why he treated his fuckup like that

Maybe that officer don collect his girlfriend before. That was why he treated his fuckup like that