Akpors and his wife were
sleeping. Akpors started
dreaming of heaven. Here is
what happened there with the
angel. Akpors and angel were
going and as they got to the
first gate of heaven, Akpors
told the angel he wants
to urinate, the angel said, "we
don't allow that here but I
permit you." As they were about
getting to the second gate,
Akpors told the angel again he
wants to pollute, the
angel looked at him and said,
"we don't allow it here but I
permit you." As they were about
getting to the third gate,
Akpors
told the angel again that he
wants to defecate (shit),
the angel
permitted him again. After
Akpors finished shitting, he saw
a rose flower
by the gate, as he took the
flower to clean his
buttocks, a heavy slap landed
on his face on bed. It was his
wife shouting, "you piss for bed I
no talk, you mess for bed I no
talk, you shit for bed again I no
talk, you wan cum
use my wrapper clean nyash,
you be mad man?