A Warri tenant walked in & saw
his landlord's son trying to
commit suicide & a brief
conversation ensued:
Tenant: Rukewe! Wetin you dey
do so?
Rukewe: I dey try commit suicide,
as Papa dey always complain say
my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now...
but why you come tie d rope
for your waist?
Rukewe: Bros, no be small thing
o! I bin tie d rope for neck, I
NEARLY DIE!