A man was strollin wit his wife 1 evenin n suddenly som1 touched him n his dick disappeared n he started screamin n d man who touched him was arrested. Afta enuf beatingz, he confessed n promised 2 restore d man's dick. D people @ d scene of d incident asked d woman's husband if he could identify his dick n d man replied yes. So d accused man was ordered 2 bring all d dick he has collected 4 d man 2 choose his dick n different sizes of dicks wer broth in a basin. D wife saw a long n big dick in d basin n quickly said 2 her husband; Honey pls choose dat big n long 1, thank u