IF ANIMALS HAD facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES
COCKROACH: "My frnds pls help me 10k God o! Jst found out Mortein na body spray.. .didnt kil me.. Jst made me smell gud!"
CHICKEN: "If 2mao i'm nt updatin ma status, it means i'm bein served @ 'MR BIGGS'... Luv U all!"
PIG: "Ooh gosh!... dey throw gossip dt i'm spreadin flu... Wot da f**k!"
DOG: "I hate Calabar pple"
COW: "My calf wan 2 suck nw bt d farmer has taken all d milk in d mornin"
RAT: "D owner of d house jst bought a cat, we dey pack comot 4 2moro"
GOAT: "Friends... 10k God 4 me ooo! A car almost hit me now now... chai! I wuld av died lyk a fowl...
FOWL's comment on GOAT'S status: "I 10k God 4 u ooo!... Dnt mind those yeye humans... Dts how dey drive lyk goats.
by ROTMANLUV 2023-07-08, 17:34
