Geographical phases of a girl

@ d age of 8-11, she is like d north pole; u think no 1 goes there bt u wil b surprise. @ d age of 11-17, she is africa; lacks xperience bt developing. @ d age 17-22, she is like america; full of xperience bt heavily payed. @ d age of 22-30, she is like sudan, battered by d effect of war bt useful in d dayz of emergency. @ d age of 30-40, she is like d pattern of footbal in spain, she is bin knocke around by all playas in d pitch. @ d age of 41 and above, she is lyk jim reeves singing dis world is nt my home.

Lorenz wrote:

@ d age of 8-11, she is like d north pole; u think no 1 goes there bt u wil b surprise. @ d age of 11-17, she is africa; lacks xperience bt developing. @ d age 17-22, she is like america; full of xperience bt heavily payed. @ d age of 22-30, she is like sudan, battered by d effect of war bt useful in d dayz of emergency. @ d age of 30-40, she is like d pattern of footbal in spain, she is bin knocke around by all playas in d pitch. @ d age of 41 and above, she is lyk jim reeves singing dis world is nt my home.

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What a post! Really analytical and poetic!