Breaking news! Messi arrested for drugs trafficking

Breaking news:
Messi has been arrested! It is alleged that he was
caught together with a group of gangsters in possesion
of
cocain and marijuana.
They believe it is
not the first time Messi has been taking drugs. The
cops said they had to chase them down in order to catch
him and
the other gangsters.
Messi Mutsvene, a carpenter from Mexico denies
these allegations and will be appearing in court soon

Lolz! Thought as much!

BREAKING NEWS!!!
*M. Jackson is Alive*
its still shocking but M. Jackson
was Snapped by Cameras as He
was singing in the executive Club
yesterday in the City.
Its is believed that Jackson faked
his death due to the cases which
he was having in court like child
sacrifice and others and even
people wanted to kill him thats
why they lied he was dead.
Musoke Jackson a Karaoke singer
in Kampala who was reported to
have been killed with an Iron Bar
last month is still alive. We are
bringing his photos and more
details of the story!!

i no fit laff here ooooo

Nah wah ow! That means my father too is alive be that ow

eh na, Ashawo tink say na only him sabi joke. Me dn pas dat level. Hehehehe

Gmailer wrote:

Nah wah ow! That means my father too is alive be that ow

nah which one be your father bro

Just thinking aloud ni jare!

gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one to stick to? Messi Arrested OR Death Alive of M.Jackson ? Abeg i no fit laugh here oooooo...

no idea

@Ashawo una no go kill person with laff for this forum.....abeg come jokes thread jare....lolz

i don tire for you guys oooo.I don laugh myself out

Hnnn. I dey laugh,I dey cough!

@Ashawo: that ur basket dish,na Nilesat e go capture o.

Ashawo wrote:

Breaking news:
Messi has been arrested! It is alleged that he was
caught together with a group of gangsters in possesion
of
cocain and marijuana.
They believe it is
not the first time Messi has been taking drugs. The
cops said they had to chase them down in order to catch
him and
the other gangsters.
Messi Mutsvene, a carpenter from Mexico denies
these allegations and will be appearing in court soon

are you sure for this news

FUCKIN FALSE NEWS...WHO IS THIS TRYING TO PLAY AROUND HERE......

at least to forget about Mr. dog iced for d meantime abi ..... good medicine

ashawo april full neva entet liv day 1 til april jooo