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+10Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso AWNLJERROL helnkay Fishegg45 AWONUSI carbo Scofield76 Moon27 Gmailer sunnydevess 14 posters |
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sunnydevess
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| | Subject: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 17:09 | |
| AKPORS IS DEAD!
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body, Kamba, 60 years, died of heart failure while having fun with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body, Luo, 25 years, won a hundred thousand shillings in the sweepstakes, spent it all on whisky and cham. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one. Akpors, 30 years, struck by lightning". "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was snapping picture" | |
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Gmailer
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 17:36 | |
| Actors no dey die, ditto to Akpos | |
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Moon27
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 17:45 | |
| Akpos wil nvr die he wil onlyb perish...lol...@...ol... | |
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Scofield76
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Location : Centre Of Excellence,9ja
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 18:43 | |
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carbo
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 19:14 | |
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Gmailer
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Posts : 6332
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 20:22 | |
| Abegi no RIP akops ow! The guy still dey active on facebook today | |
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AWONUSI
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Sex : male
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 23:29 | |
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AWONUSI
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-26, 23:32 | |
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sunnydevess
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Sex : male
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 07:00 | |
| Who said Akpos is not dead? RIP Bros Akpos! | |
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Fishegg45
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Sex : Male
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 08:29 | |
| A man was giving his wife the
beating
of her life & the woman kept
shouting for help.
Luckily a family
friend Akpors came in, so the
woman
was so happy thinking dat she
has gotten a helper.
Akpors said to the husband: you
don't
beat women this days you marry
a 2nd
wife.
On hearing this the woman said
to the
husband , honey , don't listen to
him ooo pls CONTINUE
beating me.
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helnkay
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Sex : Male
Posts : 1242
Location : Lagos
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 10:44 | |
| May his soul rest in peace if this is true..... | |
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Fishegg45
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 10:59 | |
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helnkay
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Sex : Male
Posts : 1242
Location : Lagos
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 11:07 | |
| I know now, Akpo no fit die ooooooo | |
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sunnydevess
Professional
Sex : male
Posts : 2639
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 14:13 | |
| The Entire family of Akpos hereby anounce the passing away of their beloved son, father and husband Akpos, who was struck by lightning when he was taking a picture snap, he is survived 40 wives, 442 children and 300 concubine! Details of his beloved are as follows; Ekaite; 1st wife, Gmailer; 1st Son, 007; Brother, Burial arrangment would be uploaded soon... Signed by Fishegg; Best Friend! | |
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sunnydevess
Professional
Sex : male
Posts : 2639
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 14:15 | |
| Abeg my ogas, make una no take am serious o, na joke o! LoLz! | |
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Fishegg45
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 14:22 | |
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AWNLJERROL
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 15:28 | |
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Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 16:05 | |
| Lmao..... it is really funny | |
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Ashawo
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 16:34 | |
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sunnydevess
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 19:29 | |
| All moderators mentioned above abeg na joke o, b4 I I go try login nw una don slap me ban! Lolz! | |
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peter pan
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Location : UNITED
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 20:39 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- The Entire family of Akpos hereby anounce the passing away of their beloved son, father and husband Akpos, who was struck by lightning when he was taking a picture snap, he is survived 40 wives, 442 children and 300 concubine! Details of his beloved are as follows; Ekaite; 1st wife, Gmailer; 1st Son, 007; Brother, Burial arrangment would be uploaded soon... Signed by Fishegg; Best Friend!
my brother u'r funny.... | |
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peter pan
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Location : UNITED
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 20:41 | |
| Is't true dat akpos is died | |
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sunnydevess
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Posts : 2639
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-27, 21:51 | |
| Dead! Family members still doing meeting on Burial arrangement, uploading soon...
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peter pan
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Location : UNITED
| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-28, 01:28 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- Dead! Family members still doing meeting on Burial arrangement, uploading soon...
is that true! | |
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uncle t
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-28, 02:33 | |
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Kay2cee
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| | Subject: Re: AKPOS IS DEAD 2013-02-28, 02:57 | |
| - aneke peter chukwujekwu wrote:
- sunnydevess wrote:
- Dead! Family members still doing meeting on Burial arrangement, uploading soon...
is that true! akpos can not die | |
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