A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband," You can have the shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked,"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when could spend only $150?".
The man replied," Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later the rose form the dead. I am afraid it will happen to my wife.