the humble husband

A lady went to a newspaper firm to
publish her story saying 'i'm
looking 4 a man who wont beat
me, leave me and who will satisfy
me in bed'. Two weeks later she
heard a knock on her door she
opened, she saw a man with no
arms and legs and she asked,
"how can i help u?" the guy quickly
answered, "am answering ur
request 4 a man" lady continued,
"u have no arms" guy answered,
"i wont beat u". Lady: U have no
legs. Guy: I wont leave u. Lady:
How will u satisfy me in bed? Guy:
What do u think i was knocking
with...???