HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC AND STILL RETAINYOUR IMAGE....#A MUST READ#

Please Read.
To mess for public d sweet but if dem
catch ¥φυ, no be small embarassment o!
Just follow these guidelines and ¥φυ are on
your way to being a star in this profession...
1. When ¥φυ enter a hall, check †ђξ wind
direction, if na closed hall with AC, better.
Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say ¥φυ sidon face †ђξ wind
direction.
3. Make sure say ¥φυ get enough leg
space. ¥φυ go soon know why.
4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every
now and then.
5. ¥φυ don ready to execute, try hold am
until time wey †ђξ hall dey noisy incase your
mess na †ђξ type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate †ђξ right yansh lobe.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make †ђξ mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be ¥φυ be †ђξ
first person to complain.
2. When people begin they shout say e no
go better for †ђξ person wey do dis kind
thing, simply ask "why person no fit respect d
presence of odas na?"
3. No hala pass odas if not ¥φυ go become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from †ђξ area,
relocate to another zone and repeat †ђξ exercise!!hehehehehehe lolz♥

Hahahahah......lol

Lwkm correct hint

na wa for this ya lecture sef luv ntc

so him de advise us to pollute in public b dat wo....hmmmmmmm

He just teach us n case u fand urself n dat shoe

I will give it a try in a tosh party, you know tosh people don't curse.

Just watch ur bk they may curse on dat day.

There is a cause for every mess,make sure u go to toilet every morning & avoid eating anyhow

ancl wrote:

Just watch ur bk they may curse on dat day.

lol i'll do it in front of girls that form, they will have no choice but enjoy the aroma.

no b me send una ooo

No wahala now. If dem catch anybody na him sabi ooo

Ashawo wrote:

no b me send una ooo

U dey deny?

why do you want to mess in the public anyway!!

Nawa o

Quote :

Please Read.
To mess for public d sweet but if dem
catch ¥φυ, no be small embarassment o!
Just follow these guidelines and ¥φυ are on
your way to being a star in this profession...
1. When ¥φυ enter a hall, check †ђξ wind
direction, if na closed hall with AC, better.
Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say ¥φυ sidon face †ђξ wind
direction.
3. Make sure say ¥φυ get enough leg
space. ¥φυ go soon know why.
4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every
now and then.
5. ¥φυ don ready to execute, try hold am
until time wey †ђξ hall dey noisy incase your
mess na †ђξ type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate †ђξ right yansh lobe.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make †ђξ mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be ¥φυ be †ђξ
first person to.
2. When people begin they shout say e no
go better for †ђξ person wey do dis kind
thing, simply ask "why person no fit respect d
presence of odas na?"
3. No hala pass odas if not ¥φυ go become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from †ђξ area,
relocate to another zone and repeat †ђξ exercise!!hehehehehehe lolz♥

donfolex wrote:

why do you want to mess in the public anyway!!

i dont know y d guy tink go dat area,nah serious punishable ofence ooo,even 4 forum

una funny

Ashawo wrote:

Please Read.
To mess for public d sweet but if dem
catch ¥φυ, no be small embarassment o!
Just follow these guidelines and ¥φυ are on
your way to being a star in this profession...
1. When ¥φυ enter a hall, check †ђξ wind
direction, if na closed hall with AC, better.
Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say ¥φυ sidon face †ђξ wind
direction.
3. Make sure say ¥φυ get enough leg
space. ¥φυ go soon know why.
4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every
now and then.
5. ¥φυ don ready to execute, try hold am
until time wey †ђξ hall dey noisy incase your
mess na †ђξ type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate †ђξ right yansh lobe.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make †ђξ mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be ¥φυ be †ђξ
first person to complain.
2. When people begin they shout say e no
go better for †ђξ person wey do dis kind
thing, simply ask "why person no fit respect d
presence of odas na?"
3. No hala pass odas if not ¥φυ go become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from †ђξ area,
relocate to another zone and repeat †ђξ exercise!!hehehehehehe lolz♥

chai 'lecturer 1',nor be small tutorial be this.lol !