A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years.
FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all
these years?!
GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Kampala.
FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I
don't want to see a your face again do you understand?!
GIRL: (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you
Ush 10 million cheque, and here is Ush 2 million
for my brother. I have bought a big house in UK
for you with everything in it including a Ferrari
and a Bugatti. Bye dad. FATHER: What kind of work did you say you were
doing?
GIRL: (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
FATHER: Come and give daddy a hug, I thought
you said you were a 'PROSECUTOR'.