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My Girlfriend
by Ayusguy on
Mon,16/5/2016

One night, I was strolling with my girlfriend when a Range Rover S. packed beside us and wind down, he signalled to my girl to come but she turned and looked at me and I being a gentle man nodded in agreement for her to go, after all, I trusted her completely. After few minutes of conversation which I couldn't hear, I saw my girlfriend opened the door and entered. I was shocked! I went to them and said, "Wha's the meaning of this?!"They just sat in the car looking at me as if Iwas an idiot.I became angrier when I saw the stupid guy laughing at me, I shouted at my girl and ordered her to come down from the car at once. She shrugged and calmly said, "Please Ayusguy, stop embarrassing yourself! Go home and I will send you recharge card later."I didn't know when I fainted!
#GoodNight.......

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Wanted to use my ATM card but the machine kept on
rejecting the card. A frustrated me called my bank help line.

Me: (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.

Call girl : Sir, I have checked your
account, everything
is alright here and You should be
able to use your
card, are you sure your card is
not damaged or broken?

Me: Are you insane? What are
you insinuating? No
one takes good care of their ATM
card like I do.

Call girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't
wet or stained with dirt?

Me: You dey mad? ATM card
wey I dey pet like egg. As a
matter of fact, I even laminated it
last week when I laminated my
Identity card.

#GoodNight....