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PostSubject: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-17, 20:25

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your
father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to
your mother. What will he have?
AKPOS: A heart attack!
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-17, 22:23

Lolz
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-17, 22:24

Heart attack keh
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-17, 22:51

Why heart attack? lol
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-18, 01:52

Lolz
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-18, 05:46

Abi o
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-21, 13:57

GbAgAuN...... Jst 8days to Go; INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL. "ICL"
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015,
TICKET: PVC,
KICK OFF: 10:AM,
VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT,
CAPACITY: 68MILLION Voters,
REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA,
CLUB: TEAM PDP (Transformations) vs TEAM APC (Change),
DEFENDING CHAMPION: TEAM PDP,
FORMATION: 5-3-2. As
the defending champions, This is a defending formation in the bid to defend their title.
TEAM PDP LINE UP;
1.Patience Jonathan - Goal Keeper
3.Ngozi Okonjo Iweala - supporting striker.
6.David Mark - Defender
5.Edwin Clark - Defender
2.Ayo Fayose - attacker (yellow card)
7.Godswill Akpabio - Striker
4.Adamu Muazu - Striker
10.Nnamani Sambo - Defender
11.Gabriel Suswan - Midfilder
8.Olusegun Mimiko - Midfider
9.Goodluck Jonathan - Defender (Team Captain)
SUBS.
12.Fani Kayode - attacker (yellow card)
21.Alison Maduekwe - Midfilder
15.Musiliu Obanikoro - attacker
13.Reuben Abati - Winger
TEAM PDP COACH: Asari Dokubo.
TEAM APC FORMATION: 4:3:3
TEAM APC Employs a diamond formation with attacking
option and prolific striker leading the attack.
TEAM APC LINE UP.
13.Rotimi Amaechi - (GoalKeeper)
5.Bola Tinubu - Defender
2.Raji Fashola - Striker
3.Rochas Okorocha - Striker
26.John Oyegun - Midfilder
45.Muhammadu Buhari - )Team Captain) Defender
7.Abubakar Atiku - supporting Striker(on loan from PDP)
21.Aminu Tambuwal - Defender (on loan from PDP)
8.Bisi Akande - Defender (formal Captain)
11.Adams Oshiomole - winger
29.Yemi Osibanjo - supporting Striker ( on loan from Redeemed fc)
SUBS:
4.John Kayode - Midfilder (Yellow Card)
10.Abike Dabiri - Midfilder (Yellow Card)
9.Rauf Aregbesola - attacker
6.Dr Bukola Saraki - Defender
17.Segun Oni - attacker (Yellow Card)
Team APC COACH-
Baba Olusegun Obasanjo - (former PDP Defender).
Match Commissioner:
EU Election Monitoring Observer.

Match Commentator:
AYUSGUY_TheWordNation.

POWERED by 1960bet, Merrybet, Naijapredict and 9jabet.....
PREDICT this Match nd get a chance to Win big prize.... Best of Luck Naija peeps!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-21, 18:27

Horlarplenty2 wrote:
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your
father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to
your mother. What will he have?
AKPOS: A heart attack!
AKPOS is completely finished
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-03-21, 19:16

LOLZ
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-03, 21:37

Na wa oh
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-03, 22:41

New joke pls
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-04, 05:43

OLOBE wrote:
New joke pls

feel free to add yours
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-04, 07:14

Yes oo
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-04, 12:32

yes add yours oo
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-04, 12:38

oh ok, very soon.
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-04, 21:49

Interested
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-05, 12:27

Hu tro d shit bomb
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PostSubject: Re: joke of d day   joke of d day Empty2015-05-05, 12:28

Lolz
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