D Crazy patients

Crazy Patients
A doctor of psychology was doing
his normal morning rounds
when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the
floor, pretending to saw a piece
of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the
ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number
1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see
I'm sawing this piece of wood
in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1
what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my
friend, but he's a little crazy. He
thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices
Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's
your friend, you should get
him down from there before he
hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And
work in the dark?"
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