16 Reasons Why You Must Own Blackerry Porsche

•If u hold it, U can't go hungry.
•If misplaced, it will automatically
find its way back 2ur pocket.
•If an ugly person sends U a
request,it wont enter.
•U can connect d bluetooth to
nepa poll 2 get light. •It can be
used as a bomb detector.
, •It auto corrects Ur
grammatical error (gbagaun).
•Can serve as ATM machine.
•U don't have 2 pay BIS,it pings
via satellite.
•It vibrates if someone is tellin
lies, (4real).
•It can tell d real father of a
child.
•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/
girlfriend is wayward. •It is
accepted as dowry.
•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.
•It can prevent unwanted
pregnancy, just put it on condom
mode.
•It can make
Torres †нє highest goal scorer
this season. •It can tell U which
member of ur family u be.So pls
hurry n buy while stock lasts,
, and most IMPORTANTLY, u can
ping GOD, and it wud deliver and
be read,

na lie

Stupid

Ashawo wrote:

na lie

na u go talk am, d guy funi o, lolz.

another comedian lo l !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i no fit laugh o.
anyway, can it go for 10k? i can't afford more than that. all this 400k talk na trash.

The king of all kidding at least i laugh thank you

360man wrote:

i no fit laugh o.
anyway, can it go for 10k? i can't afford more than that. all this 400k talk na trash.

...abi...

360man wrote:

i no fit laugh o.
anyway, can it go for 10k? i can't afford more than that. all this 400k talk na trash.

I no even get kobo to by am becos of dat 400k wey dem first call am. Interest don comot there, peroid.

dis 400k na USA prize oh, check am out 4 euro make u know d diff oh. d fact remain b say na dead fone oh.

lol

louismikkyfun wrote:

•If u hold it, U can't go hungry.
•If misplaced, it will automatically
find its way back 2ur pocket.
•If an ugly person sends U a
request,it wont enter.
•U can connect d bluetooth to
nepa poll 2 get light. •It can be
used as a bomb detector.
, •It auto corrects Ur
grammatical error (gbagaun).
•Can serve as ATM machine.
•U don't have 2 pay BIS,it pings
via satellite.
•It vibrates if someone is tellin
lies, (4real).
•It can tell d real father of a
child.
•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/
girlfriend is wayward. •It is
accepted as dowry.
•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.
•It can prevent unwanted
pregnancy, just put it on condom
mode.
•It can make
Torres †нє highest goal scorer
this season. •It can tell U which
member of ur family u be.So pls
hurry n buy while stock lasts,
, and most IMPORTANTLY, u can
ping GOD, and it wud deliver and
be read,

True Talk my man: I..... lov the spirit....

Hahaha, i must 2 buy dis fone.

guys i need to get 1 sharp sharp o....lol