A man decided 2 named his children according 2 d dayz of week. His 1st child he named him monday, 2nd he named tuesday, 3rd wednesday, 4th thursday, 5th friday, 6th saturday n d 7th, d wife gave birth 2 twins. so d man was confused on hw 2 name d 2 children. so he named one sunday n d other; PUBLIC HOLIDAY.