Dozen facts about dongle boxes

These are the facts you need to know about dongle:

(1) These boxes were designed by chincos for Africans to rightfully take back what theives are reaping from our land.
(2) They are micro decoders mpeg2 except microbox HD
(3) Their favourite sat is w3a on both polarity as the case maybe
(4) They open encrypted channels
(5) Some have validity periods while some dont
(6) They are not realiable
(7) They do freeze
( They normally go on absent without leave
(9) They need periodic upgrading with software
(10) They can give you high blood pressure
(11) They can land you in trouble
(12) They save you 120k per year.

Gud boy am sure u hv past 2ru al dis process.......abi no be so?

ancl wrote:

Gud boy am sure u hv past 2ru al dis process.......abi no be so?

except number 11

Gmailer wrote:

ancl wrote:

Gud boy am sure u hv past 2ru al dis process.......abi no be so?

except number 11

u just hv to watch ur bk

Gmailer wrote:

ancl wrote:

Gud boy am sure u hv past 2ru al dis process.......abi no be so?

except number 11

Me too ...Nice write up Gmailer

@ancl. . Ok dear! Thanks alot!
@DRM . . I believe there are alot of facts about dongle you know. Please unleash them for us to read bro. How has your day been?

13) They indirectly turn u̶̲̥̅̊ to ά ntc-freak!

Gmailer wrote:

These are the facts you need to know about dongle:

(1) These boxes were designed by chincos for Africans to rightfully take back what theives are reaping from our land.
(2) They are micro decoders mpeg2 except microbox HD
(3) Their favourite sat is w3a on both polarity as the case maybe
(4) They open encrypted channels
(5) Some have validity periods while some dont
(6) They are not realiable
(7) They do freeze
( They normally go on absent without leave
(9) They need periodic upgrading with software
(10) They can give you high blood pressure
(11) They can land you in trouble
(12) They save you 120k per year.

(13) You may choose to have as many as you can afford! We call it options!!!

fc bonsai wrote:

13) They indirectly turn u̶̲̥̅̊ to ά ntc-freak!

hmmmm! No b small tin

Stevolat wrote:

fc bonsai wrote:

13) They indirectly turn u̶̲̥̅̊ to ά ntc-freak!

hmmmm! No b small tin

(14) We code name them there by avoiding calling them by their real names!!!!!

they make you go unnecessarily angry when they are not performing...

Even he disgrace sometimes u need it most

Its better,safe and less embarasin whn u use them personaly at home than usin dem publicly,

Gmailer wrote:

These are the facts you need to know about dongle:

(1) These boxes were designed by chincos for Africans to rightfully take back what theives are reaping from our land.
(2) They are micro decoders mpeg2 except microbox HD
(3) Their favourite sat is w3a on both polarity as the case maybe
(4) They open encrypted channels
(5) Some have validity periods while some dont
(6) They are not realiable
(7) They do freeze
( They normally go on absent without leave
(9) They need periodic upgrading with software
(10) They can give you high blood pressure
(11) They can land you in trouble
(12) They save you 120k per year.

(13) They can put hole in your pocket

...they make ur neibors tink you're losing it...specially wen they always see u climbing ladder...

Number 17-make u go krikri if u don't take time

18.Disgrace people in front of visitors.
19.Turn somebody to lier in front of visitors when freezing by tellg them its network problem frm d provider

LWKM Ooooo! I cant but keep laughing loud after reading all the facts about dongle boxes posted by ntcgus! This thread have gone from dongle section to the joke section mehn. Reading the facts posted by all members makes me know that we're all facing thesame dongle wahala and enjoyment. Anyway, Keep enjoying it while it last oo

...Hmm...no be small tin na...
...Its just worth it at d end...

lwkmd dongle box nawaa o

Enjoyment + disappointment=dongle

2ru talk

Where is sensicut07?

it has been long

MAYBE HE TRAVEL

Paired is now known as cabled-guy the vampire! It does go during day time and comes back at night! Sometimes, it may abscond for days! That is the latest fact about paired!

paired nah die oooooooooooo

DONGLE CAN BE WHAT FELA CALLED "SUFFERING AND SMILLING"

bazzikk wrote:

DONGLE CAN BE WHAT FELA CALLED "SUFFERING AND SMILLING"

na true you talk my brother

obodo wrote:

MAYBE HE TRAVEL

oga mi dongle tell me say he travel go chengshu

No be small tin!

microsat wrote:

it has been long

working since yesterday night

Hehehehehe lwkm4h dis my bros u go kill person.

Gmailer wrote:

These are the facts you need to know about dongle:

(1) These boxes were designed by chincos for Africans to rightfully take back what theives are reaping from our land.
(2) They are micro decoders mpeg2 except microbox HD
(3) Their favourite sat is w3a on both polarity as the case maybe
(4) They open encrypted channels
(5) Some have validity periods while some dont
(6) They are not realiable
(7) They do freeze
( They normally go on absent without leave
(9) They need periodic upgrading with software
(10) They can give you high blood pressure
(11) They can land you in trouble
(12) They save you 120k per year.

i think pple need to read this b4 buying it.

I think they need to read the whole page one before buying dogs

Gmailer wrote:

I think they need to read the whole page one before buying dogs

I introduced my friend to dongle but i regret doing that bcos the complain was too much for me to bear.

ur frnd tink say d dog go bark witout coughn abi? Lolz

Fishegg45 wrote:

ur frnd tink say d dog go bark witout coughn abi? Lolz

Dont mind him, av told him to go and subscribe with N1,500. since its only Africa Magic that he want to be watching!

lololol no lie tho

Nut i think there is one to add to the list.

THEY DISGRACE IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR VISITORS

which of dog dat has no falidity period

Dogs has validity, but can be reactivated

Gmailer wrote:

Dogs has validity, but can be reactivated

Interesting

Dogs can make you impotent and can make you loose appetite for sex with your woman!

Liberty neva begin dey expire sha, if dog fumble na dt tym dey rmemba my woman cos notin to watch dt tym dn her.

Gmailer wrote:

Dogs can make you impotent and can make you loose appetite for sex with your woman!

Dog can land you in trouble.......Just make sure there is a clinic in ur street, in wahala too much.

you guys are funny o ... DOGS CAN MAKE U BECOME A LIAR.....