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Beginning of Racism is when white phones of the same function and quality are more expensive than the Black ones.. e.g Blackberry # Truth or False ? affraid


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Out Of every 10 'danfo drivers'.. 9 are chelsea fans.. The last one doesn't watch football..# Did i lie lol! #
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Oh, So You Like A Crazy Chick, That Smokes, Drinks, Sniffs And Can Get Into A Threesome?...Quick Question: Will You Marry Her?? # I'm waiting for response#
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GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics!! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass. # Thank God i'm not a woman#


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The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying # Did i hear u say soliloquizing # affraid
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S/O to those unilag girls that ll drop their uncles @ International airport and return with british accent.. #The Lord Is Your Strength#
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A boy has "swag", a man has "style", and a gentleman has "class." # where did u belong# affraid
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There's no "Nigerian Family" without "Garri" in their kitchen...No matter how rich they are.. # True or False ?#
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PostSubject: Re: Truth or False ?   Truth or False ? Empty2013-01-15, 17:31

That Awkward Moment When U sat down close to ur Ex in church and d Next thing u hear is the pastor saying....Tell ur neighbor "I Love U" I love you
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The Problem with most Ugly People is that they expect Too much from the Camera. #Did i lie #
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PostSubject: Re: Truth or False ?   Truth or False ? Empty2013-01-15, 17:32

Barcelona-> Super team. Man Utd -> Super manager. Madrid -> Super players. Chelsea -> Super owner. Arsenal -> Super Market. Very Happy
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It's Only InNigeria you'll find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering doing his NYSC in a Police station. Truth or False #
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91% people at some point in their lives have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out... # Truth or False #
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In a 9ja Home, the broom is the most useful household object,it sweeps, cooks,kills mosquitoes n cockroaches and can make a boy impotent. # Truth or False #
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Its only a Naija babe that will put on makeup right before she goes swimming.....end up turning the pool to rainbow # Truth or False ?#
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Education used to be very important until graduates started working for illiterates. # Truth or False #
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If not for anything, abeg still Thank God say Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. E for Bloody sha # Thank God Malaria is cure-able #
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There are 3 types of Mouth Odour in 9ja..One dat can cause traffic, Anoda dat can raise d dead, & one that can serve as Insecticide! # Truth or False #
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PostSubject: Re: Truth or False ?   Truth or False ? Empty2013-01-15, 17:42

Finally for today.........

Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English.... "HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME"
# I'm waiting for response # king
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lawalahmed wrote:
Finally for today.........

Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English.... "HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME"
# I'm waiting for response # king
my ans is how old are u than me. Hope i got it
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U re doing well
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False
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False it can't be true
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False I insist
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guy go to lotto threads , that is Where ur belong
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In NIGERIA not only are officials corrupt, but corruption is official! # True or False ?#
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers # True or False ? #
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In Nigeria we have three arms of Government..The execuTHIEVES, The LegisLOOTERS & d judiSHARING.. They Thief, Loot & they share # True or False #
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Only in NTC (www.9jatc.com) you are ageless Very Happy (ur age is fixed after first day),# True or false ?#
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lawalahmed you get mouth oh...
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lawalahmed wrote:
In NIGERIA not only are officials corrupt, but corruption is official! # True or False ?#
It sounds funny but it is true
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lawalahmed wrote:
Only in NTC (www.9jatc.com) you are ageless Very Happy (ur age is fixed after first day),# True or false ?#


Oga, you are very funny. You be Commedian?
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lawalahmed wrote:
In Nigeria we have three arms of Government..The execuTHIEVES, The LegisLOOTERS & d judiSHARING.. They Thief, Loot & they share # True or False #


True!
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True!
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In Nigeria 98.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of couple from 1985 (Babagida regime (If U like called it Maradona Regime Laughing )) upward have sex before marriage # True or False ?#
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Grades don’t measure intelligence and age doesn’t define maturity. # True or False ? #
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Gone are d days of flowers and poem...True love today depends on d strength of your bank account! # True or False ? #
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If you sleep at work, you are lazy; if your boss does same, he is taking a nap! # True or False ?#
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Money brings the woman you want, struggle brings the woman you need.. #True or False ? #
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In the next 30 yrs.. Nigeria (even Africa generally) will have a lot of daddies and mummies with Tattoos (God save us from this crazy borrow idea Sad ) #True or False#
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The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute #True or False ? #
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If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green. #True or False ? #
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False! It would be deep brown! That is the color of dried cola
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Osun State have the highest number of Yahoo Boys in Naija # True or False ?#
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A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o r T o A B l i n d M a n C a n E x p l a i n E v e r y T h i n g I n L I F E # True or False#
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Avatar freezes more than any other dog but its still king of dongles. True# or false# ?
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press2 wrote:
Avatar freezes more than any other dog but its still king of dongles. True# or false# ?



All of the above.
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Stephen Kechi ( Current Nig. Coach in Afcon 2013) is the best coach in the world bcos he never win a match in Afcon before with two Nations (Togo and Mali) and yet Nigerian's give him coaching job to go and win AFCON 2013 # True or False ?#
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Avatar freezes more than any other dog but its still king of dongles. True# or false# ?
TRUE
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guys you r so funny...
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