Akpos collections

Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Akpors: Because we cannot eat water.
Akpors puts his radio inside the freezer so he can listen to COOL
FM!!!
Teacher: Akpors what Is the name for baby lizard?
Apkors: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: Akpors how was ur night?
Akpors: I don't know ma, I was sleeping.
Boss: I'll pay u N30,000/month & in 3 months, I'll raise it to
N60,000. When would u like to start?
Akpors: In 3 months sir.
Police: Where do u live?
Akpors: With my parents.
Police: Where do ur parents live?
Akpors: With me.
Police (now seriously pissed off): Ok ok, so where you all live?
Akpors: Together.
Akpors trying to commit suicide..
Ambali: Why do u have d rope on ur waist?
Akpors: Ahhh, d last time I tried it on my neck, I nearly died.
Teacher: What do we have after 69?
Akpors: Mouthwash sir.
Teacher: Get out of my class, Idiot.
Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon die?..
Akpors: His last battle
Teacher: The process of developing from a child to an Adult is
called?
Akpors: ADULTERY

Teacher:- We are talking about what we called "Question Tags", Example are:-
She is Coming, isn't she?
They have eaten, havn't they?
Teacher:- Now who can give me another Example?
Dele:- Na Yam we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Techer:- What kind of Sentenceis that, Pls who can Correct him?
Ganbo:- Aunty, pls no mind himjare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we?
:: Guys Drop Yours :: The day don break, breakn't it.?

3 men; one American; one German and one Nigerian werediscussing. The American said"my country is blessed and gifted with technological advancement. Imagine; a child was born with no legs; we attached mechanical legs to thechild and guess what?! The child is now an Olympic Sprinter!!"
The German said "we in my country are similarly blessed; if not even better.. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms; we attached mechanical arms and now she is the country's heavyweight boxing champion; in the male categorytoo!!"
The Nigerian cleared his throat and said "All those ones are small small tins!! In a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a baby was born with no head.. We attached coconut.. And guess what?!! Now he's the PRESIDENT!! [Jo-Lantern]