JOKE

All network free airtime for just only #10 to recieve #100

how

you must b silly:P 

Dis guy miss road.

Okikiolamaster wrote:

All network free airtime for just only #10 to recieve #100

Oga father xmas, I don't fink u read d rules b4 joining dis forum!

I Love this Thread...... Ride on d owner... Make we hear wetin U get

ger_gemam wrote:

I Love this Thread...... Ride on d owner... Make we hear wetin U get

The man no get anything to talk.

u sure... make we see now.... No Judge am yet

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Hmmm, why una dey crucify the guy? Dey talk say em no read rules? Before una begin comment, una no see the title? JOKE. Ah pple

pgideonite wrote:

Hmmm, why una dey crucify the guy? Dey talk say em no read rules? Before una begin comment, una no see the title? JOKE. Ah pple

Hmmm!!! U sabi no be small, Razz Girl.... lolz!!!  

ger_gemam wrote:

pgideonite wrote:

Hmmm, why una dey crucify the guy? Dey talk say em no read rules? Before una begin comment, una no see the title? JOKE. Ah pple

Hmmm!!! U sabi no be small, Razz Girl.... lolz!!!  

Na u sabi pass my oga, I dey loyal to ur government!! Lol

pgideonite wrote:

ger_gemam wrote:

pgideonite wrote:

Hmmm, why una dey crucify the guy? Dey talk say em no read rules? Before una begin comment, una no see the title? JOKE. Ah pple

Hmmm!!! U sabi no be small, Razz Girl.... lolz!!!  

Na u sabi pass my oga, I dey loyal to ur government!! Lol

which government.... abegy ooo.... lolz

ger_gemam wrote:

pgideonite wrote:

ger_gemam wrote:

pgideonite wrote:

Hmmm, why una dey crucify the guy? Dey talk say em no read rules? Before una begin comment, una no see the title? JOKE. Ah pple

Hmmm!!! U sabi no be small, Razz Girl.... lolz!!!  

Na u sabi pass my oga, I dey loyal to ur government!! Lol

which government.... abegy ooo.... lolz

Who be d governor? And which day una do election? Safex talk put oooo.

I know no for am ooo...... I don tell am say I no be Government ooo

Safex come talk for dis matter. Na u elect ger-gemam as governor?

osas4jame wrote:

Safex come talk for dis matter. Na u elect ger-gemam as governor?

Osas me no be Governor.... No put me for trouble keh!!!

osas4jame wrote:

Safex come talk for dis matter. Na u elect ger-gemam as governor?

Nobody elected anybody bro

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree, the son quickly run to him n said "Dad I just won 100million dollars, I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration." The dad said to him "fool, untie me quickly n lets go n celebrate my resurrection"... HAPPY EASTER

ancl wrote:

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree, the son quickly run to him n said "Dad I just won 100million dollars, I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration." The dad said to him "fool, untie me quickly n lets go n celebrate my resurrection"... HAPPY EASTER

Hah ha ha... eh ehe eh!!!       
Resurrection Indeed... i dey expect my Chicken ooo My Oga @ d Top.

ancl wrote:

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree, the son quickly run to him n said "Dad I just won 100million dollars, I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration." The dad said to him "fool, untie me quickly n lets go n celebrate my resurrection"... HAPPY EASTER

hahahaha, Cn death talk?

Last week there was a program going on in our church titled "law fest"
This is a program where by, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, another person will buy his or her own gift, rap and package it, then we will all gather in the church and exchange the gifts.
So last week, I don't have much money with me and I don't want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, u know that garri use to be heavy, so I package the garri in form of television, I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and support it with a heavy stone, then I packaged it, and it gave me a shape of television.
So when I arrived at the church, people where dragging to seat with me because they want to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind."
Finally a girl who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I don't know what is inside but I believe is a nice gift. ( I don hammer" I said in my mind).
So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts, she smiled and collected my own gift that contains garri and stone but in shape of television.
I collected her own gift, it was heavy like a fridge, I ran home quickly before the girl will change her mind.
When I got home, I lock my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift, but I have begged God for forgiveness because I don't have much money.
When I opened the gift, behold! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift, when I opened the bag of sand I saw a written letter, which reads:.."I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise"
I just fainted!

Safex wrote:

Last week there was a program going on in our church titled "law fest"
This is a program where by, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, another person will buy his or her own gift, rap and package it, then we will all gather in the church and exchange the gifts.
So last week, I don't have much money with me and I don't want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, u know that garri use to be heavy, so I package the garri in form of television, I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and support it with a heavy stone, then I packaged it, and it gave me a shape of television.
So when I arrived at the church, people where dragging to seat with me because they want to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind."
Finally a girl who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I don't know what is inside but I believe is a nice gift. ( I don hammer" I said in my mind).
So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts, she smiled and collected my own gift that contains garri and stone but in shape of television.
I collected her own gift, it was heavy like a fridge, I ran home quickly before the girl will change her mind.
When I got home, I lock my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift, but I have begged God for forgiveness because I don't have much money.
When I opened the gift, behold! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift, when I opened the bag of sand I saw a written letter, which reads:.."I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise"
I just fainted!

Hahaha a lessorn learnt. Nothing hiden under God's sky.go buld a house with the sand.

Safex wrote:

Last week there was a program going on in our church titled "law fest"
This is a program where by, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, another person will buy his or her own gift, rap and package it, then we will all gather in the church and exchange the gifts.
So last week, I don't have much money with me and I don't want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, u know that garri use to be heavy, so I package the garri in form of television, I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and support it with a heavy stone, then I packaged it, and it gave me a shape of television.
So when I arrived at the church, people where dragging to seat with me because they want to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind."
Finally a girl who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I don't know what is inside but I believe is a nice gift. ( I don hammer" I said in my mind).
So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts, she smiled and collected my own gift that contains garri and stone but in shape of television.
I collected her own gift, it was heavy like a fridge, I ran home quickly before the girl will change her mind.
When I got home, I lock my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift, but I have begged God for forgiveness because I don't have much money.
When I opened the gift, behold! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift, when I opened the bag of sand I saw a written letter, which reads:.."I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise"
I just fainted!

Na GOD cash you.

Another man meat is another man ooooo.

funny funny joke

Give us more

Majesty23 wrote:

Another man meat is another man ooooo.

anoda man wat? Lolz

Safex wrote:

Majesty23 wrote:

Another man meat is another man ooooo.

anoda man wat? Lolz

poison

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities' Lecturers Were Called
For A Meeting In London.

They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos.

While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip.

On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.

He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start.