What'll you do if you find yourself in this situation or if this happen to you?

This thread is meant for sharing our life experiences. It may have happened to you or anyone else; therefore you can share it in order to hear others' opinion. Mind you, it can be on any topic/area and in any form. LET ME START:

A woman tells her husband that she was visiting her sick mum in the village....She left on Friday and returned on Sunday with lots of fruits and food stuff, telling the husband they're gifts for the family from her mum in the village

The husband gently asks her about her mother's health, and how she was doing, to which she replied that she took her to the hospital in the village, and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama..." the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby lovingly replied.

The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen...As she enters, she saw her mother preparing food in the kitchen...Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home.

This woman... stuck, shocked, dazed and dumb founded at the kitchen door...... whether to go in and drop the items 'from mama', or return to her hubby in the living room.

Now if you find yourself to be the MAN, the WOMAN or the MOTHER what will you do?

she has to explain more,thank GOD her mother is their.b/4 hammer will fall.

dewaves wrote:

she has to explain more,thank GOD her mother is their.b/4 hammer will fall.

hmmmmmmm...hammer, dis guy no 9z @all o! Lolz

Husband Knocks the door at midnight.
Wife: Go back 2 where you coming from!
Husband: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care??
So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool.
!!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. The husband quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Husband: Shout till all the neighbours wakes up and comes here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a panty and a bra!

Lolz

Hmmmm