two dead men

Two men waiting at the Heaven Gates strike up a
conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the
second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to
freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your
fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to
go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're
sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I
knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I
showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the
bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to
the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I
ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there
either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I
got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The
second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he
says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd
both still be alive.

hahahaha

Hell fire straight!

wrong decisions.