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lawalahmed Enthusiast
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| Subject: Akpos D Comedian 2013-01-07, 16:48 | |
| First topic message reminder :A Dedicated thread for Akpos d Comedian.......Let Have Fun.......................Fynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy akpos caught uploading pix on fb
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Scofield76 Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 00:12 | |
| TEN YRS SMALL, D GUY SUPPOSED DEY YABA PHYCHA OR ARO TILL HE DIE! | |
| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
Posts : 632 Location : PLUTO
| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 00:18 | |
| Akpos the engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
Akpos takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"
Again Akpos takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"
Akpos says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
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| | | Scofield76 Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 00:20 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Akpors was sun bathing at the beach. Alittle girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'Whats under there?' A bird' Akpors replied, The girl goes away and Akpors later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain. A doctor came up to his bed and asks,'What happened?' Akpors answerd, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl AkpOrs talked about. So they asked her if she sawanything that happend to Akpors, She answers, 'I nOO, Just that when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i gat angry n broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its EGGs
THIS IS D FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER READ | |
| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
Posts : 632 Location : PLUTO
| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 00:35 | |
| A Lady asked her boyfriend "Akpos " how much do you love me?
Akpos: I love you so much, can't measure.......
Girl: No just tell me....
Akpos: Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without you......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Akpos says 2 himself) see mumu !! What if I'm a china phone wit 3 sims?
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| | | Gmailer Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 03:16 | |
| Akpos no dey carry last ow! The guy get brain baje! | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 03:22 | |
| am jst busy dz dayz. More jokez loadin | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 03:27 | |
| What is difficult in copy and paste? Nah which kind busy be that? | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 03:37 | |
| lolz, c ur mouth wit copy n paste, u gv me any joke mak i copy n paste 4u? 2form joke nt easy ok. I dnt do copy n paste | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:18 | |
| Non of these Akpos stories belong to you my bros! I have read all the akpos stories on this thread before bro. No be you created them. Whoever that is using BB would attest to this fact. Or can you swear to AMADIOHA to strike you to death, if these stories belong to you? I don tell you no dey form again! Copy any of the jokes to your google machine and see result. Majority of it is on facebook. Abegi soft pedal ow! Anyway, to copy and paste sef no easy! You try small sha! Keep it up! | |
| | | kinmen2004 Amateur
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:24 | |
| - Gmailer wrote:
- Non of these Akpos stories belong to you my bros! I have read all the akpos stories on this thread before bro. No be you created them. Whoever that is using BB would attest to this fact. Or can you swear to AMADIOHA to strike you to death, if these stories belong to you? I don tell you no dey form again! Copy any of the jokes to your google machine and see result. Majority of it is on facebook. Abegi soft pedal ow! Anyway, to copy and paste sef no easy! You try small sha! Keep it up!
abeg no invoke AMADIOHA here abeg o , nna biko nnu | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:27 | |
| http://www.tooloaded.com/forum/showtopic.php?currentpage=6&id=625 | |
| | | kinmen2004 Amateur
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:36 | |
| - Gmailer wrote:
- http://www.tooloaded.com/forum/showtopic.php?currentpage=6&id=625
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:37 | |
| https://m.facebook.com/477406595639537/timeline/story?ut=2&hash=7669282332605388041&wstart=1359705600&wend=1362124799&ustart&refid=17 @Fishegg45...... Just to let you know that these jokes aren't yours! Just copy any of these jokes and paste it in your google machine. Like I said before, good job. | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 04:45 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- lolz, c ur mouth wit copy n paste, u gv me any joke mak i copy n paste 4u? 2form joke nt easy ok. I dnt do copy n paste
After all these strong evidence against you, I hope you can do the needful, and apologize to the whole house for wanting to play on its intelligence. Having said, you don't do copy and paste, and it was evidently obvious you did, you are nothing but a pathological liar, and bible says; all liars shall go to hell! Unreservedly apology is hereby demanded from you, to the whole house, without which you shall be sentenced to Syria. | |
| | | sheneneone Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 07:37 | |
| Hmmm | |
| | | Scofield76 Senior
Sex : Male Posts : 1267 Location : Centre Of Excellence,9ja
| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 08:10 | |
| @GMAILER,LET FISHEGG BE! HOW WOULD U FEEL IF SOME GUY IN D FORUM FOLLOWS U 4M THREAD 2 THREAD COUNTERING EVERY POST U CONTRIBUTE? THIS GUY HAS BEEN AVOIDING ANY CONFRONTATION WITH U. EVEN IF HE COPY & PASTE, IS IT NOT 2 MAKE D APKOS THREAD MAINTAIN IT'S FUN & RELEVANCE AS D THREAD WHERE WE ALL GO 2 LET OUT STEAM? PLS MY BROTHER I BEG U 2 SHEATH UR SWORD AND LET PEACE REIGN BETWEEN U & FISHEGG. WE'RE LOOKING 2WARDS U GUYS, SO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE. | |
| | | Scofield76 Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 08:12 | |
| @GMAILER,LET FISHEGG BE! HOW WOULD U FEEL IF SOME GUY IN D FORUM FOLLOWS U 4M THREAD 2 THREAD COUNTERING EVERY POST U CONTRIBUTE? THIS GUY HAS BEEN AVOIDING ANY CONFRONTATION WITH U. EVEN IF HE COPY & PASTE, IS IT NOT 2 MAKE D APKOS THREAD MAINTAIN IT'S FUN & RELEVANCE AS D THREAD WHERE WE ALL GO 2 LET OUT STEAM? EVEN PROFESSIONAL STAND-UP COMEDIANS USE OTHER COMEDIANS JOKES @ FUNCTIONS & EVENTS, DESPITE COLLECTING HUGE PERFORMANCE FEE...HOW MUCH MORE FISHEGG THAT'S TRYING 2 MAKE US LAUGH WITHOUT COLLECTING A DIME. PLS MY BROTHER I BEG U 2 SHEATH UR SWORDS AND LET PEACE REIGN BETWEEN U & FISHEGG. WE'RE LOOKING 2WARDS U GUYS, SO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.
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| | | Gmailer Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 08:21 | |
| @Scofield...... Who tell you sey I dey counter Fishy? Fishy is my paddy and all these nah joke! Abegi don't fuel non issue here ow | |
| | | Scofield76 Senior
Sex : Male Posts : 1267 Location : Centre Of Excellence,9ja
| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 08:35 | |
| - Gmailer wrote:
- @Scofield...... Who tell you sey I dey counter Fishy? Fishy is my paddy and all these nah joke! Abegi don't fuel non issue here ow
I HOPE SO OOO...U KNOW SAY WE OUT HERE WON'T SEE IT THAT WAY. ABEG MELLOW DOWN D TONE O. I DON'T KNOW HE'S UR PADDY, I WAS JUST TRYING 2 STOP WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A BREWING GULF WAR - BCOS IF ANYONE OF U GOT ANGRY AND LEAVE, WE'VE LOST A MASSIVE STORAGE OF KNOWLEDGE, SINCE U SAID NO PROBLEN I'VE HEAVED A SIGH OF RELIEF. LET'S ENJOY D LONG WEEKEND FISHEGG,GMAILER & EVERY OTHER CONTRIBUTOR 2 THIS GREAT SITE-9JATC.COM | |
| | | akpos4real Amateur
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 12:41 | |
| 3 friends raped their village kings daughter, they were caught and d king directed them 2 go into d forest and bring any fruit as much as their hands could carry. As dis will serve as a punishment for raping his daughter. The first 1 came back wit 3 bananas. D king asked his guards 2 insert all 3 bananas in his ass. The 2nd guy came wit 5 oranges, on inserting d 5th orange, he started laughing out loud 2 d point tears rolled down his face. (Strange, d king nd his guards surprised, asked Him)"young man, why are u laughing instead of crying in pain?" He pointed 2 d 3rd guy,"see my friend, Akpors, coming with 20 coconuts... | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 13:00 | |
| Chai akpos4real u don suffer so na u go carry 20 coco.... | |
| | | helnkay Senior
Sex : Male Posts : 1242 Location : Lagos
| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 13:04 | |
| OH AKPORS!!!
Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria?
Akpors: I don't know madam.
Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do u know Rita?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u ask?
Akpors: You need to focus more on your husband. Ave a 9ce weekend | |
| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 14:59 | |
| - akpos4real wrote:
- 3 friends raped their village kings daughter, they were caught and d king directed them 2 go into d forest and bring any fruit as much as their hands could carry. As dis will serve as a punishment for raping his daughter.
The first 1 came back wit 3 bananas. D king asked his guards 2 insert all 3 bananas in his ass. The 2nd guy came wit 5 oranges, on inserting d 5th orange, he started laughing out loud 2 d point tears rolled down his face. (Strange, d king nd his guards surprised, asked Him)"young man, why are u laughing instead of crying in pain?" He pointed 2 d 3rd guy,"see my friend, Akpors, coming with 20 coconuts... hahahahahaha LWKMD! | |
| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 17:00 | |
| - helnkay wrote:
- OH AKPORS!!!
Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria?
Akpors: I don't know madam.
Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do u know Rita?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u ask?
Akpors: You need to focus more on your husband. Ave a 9ce weekend This Akpors has a brain tumor | |
| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 17:12 | |
| A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "20k"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "35k" Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"55k"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
"Father Akpos" the priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my cupboard now"
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| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 17:30 | |
| - Gmailer wrote:
- @Scofield...... Who tell you sey I dey counter Fishy? Fishy is my paddy and all these nah joke! Abegi don't fuel non issue here ow
No mind Gmailer, d guy 2dy Jealouz of me.. Am watchn him | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 17:32 | |
| Some group of town mobs dealt with Gmailer mercilessly and retrieved their items after he was caught stealing and dey left him groaning in pains. A man got back from the crowd and gave Gmailer a final dirty hot slap on his face. A few weeks later the man who gave Gmailer the final slap was on a ladder painting a house that was close to Gmailer own. Gmailer came out and suddenly caught a glimpse of him,. He walked up to him and the following dialogue ensued: Gmailer: good day sir Man: boy, hw are u doing? Gmailer: am fine sir, eh sir, do u remember the thief u slapped last time? Man: oh oh yes, i do and i will do it again if i have the opportunity. Gmailer: Eh, infact, am d one you gave dat bombastic slap sir, and for ur information, this ladder u are standing upon is my ladder, sir dnt get down oh, just find a place to hang , so dat i will take my ladder away.
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| | | 007 Expert
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 20:18 | |
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| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 21:18 | |
| Akpos:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
Papa Akpos:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret | |
| | | Isaac Nana Kofi Asenso Senior
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-23, 21:38 | |
| Akpos phoned his lawyers office,
The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and replies, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
Akpos responds, "Because I just love hearing it."
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| | | Gmailer Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 06:31 | |
| fishegg hammer on you oh! Na me be theif abi? No wahala | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 06:54 | |
| One Rainy Night, 007 was walking down a Muddy road, when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation, 007 opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat.. The Car started Moving Slowly, looking at The Driver's Seat, there was No driver, 007 became Soo afraid.. Just as He was trying to recover from the shock, A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steering wheel,. 007 Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life.. Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner.... Now 007 became Really afraid,Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover From the shock.. As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink.. One Of them said, "Look at that in the Corner, He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it...!
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| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 08:33 | |
| FIRST NIGHT EXPERIENCES!
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till d last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)" | |
| | | Lottodream Expert
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 08:40 | |
| The guy strong past strong decoder.na 1000hp. | |
| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 08:44 | |
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| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 12:00 | |
| ***Laugh Out Loud*** Gmailer wanted to have sëx with a lady. The lady suggested that they should use 69 style. Gmailer asked ''what is 69 style? The lady answered, ''you will put your head on my legs and I will put my head onto your legs''. Gmailer agreed and tried 69 to see how it works. Immediately as he put his head on the lady's legs, the lady farted It smelled like rotten carbbage. Gmailer immediately removed his head and the lady said am sorry. Gmailer then put back his head onto the lady's legs and she farted again. Gmailer was upset, he stood up, dressed and went outside. The woman called him back: am sorry please don't go? Gmailer replied, ''If you think am going to remain here waiting for the remaining 67, forget!. Happy sunday
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| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 12:52 | |
| Hahahahhahahahaha, @Fish u won't kill me with laugh! | |
| | | sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 13:29 | |
| Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 school late on monday morning and the teacher asked him why he came late. Teacher: Akpos why did u come to school late? Akpos: one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" Teacher: ooohh! thats good of you, seems you were helping the man look for his lost money. Akpos: Nooo! I DEY CRAZE??? Na me stand on top of the money" | |
| | | Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 15:39 | |
| MUST READ CONVERSATION BETWEEN Gmailer & 007! Gmailer : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ? 007 : Yes, sir. Gmailer: So, you believe in GOD ? 007 : Absolutely, sir. Gmailer : Is GOD good ? 007 : Sure. Gmailer: Is GOD all powerful ? 007 : Yes. Gmailer: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (007 was silent.) Gmailer: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? 007 : Yes. Gmailer: Is satan good ? 007 : No. Gmailer: Where does satan come from ? 007 : From … GOD … Gmailer: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 007 : Yes. Gmailer: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? 007 : Yes. Gmailer: So who created evil ? (007 did not answer.) Gmailer: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? 007 : Yes, sir. Gmailer: So, who created them ? (007 had no answer.) Gmailer: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? 007 : No, sir. Gmailer: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? 007 : No , sir. Gmailer: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? 007 : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Gmailer: Yet you still believe in Him? 007 : Yes. Gmailer : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? 007 : Nothing. I only have my faith. Gmailer: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. 007 : Gmailer, is there such a thing as heat? Gmailer: Yes. 007 : And is there such a thing as cold? Gmailer: Yes. 007 : No, sir. There isn’t. (Ntc Guyz forum became very quiet with this turn of events.) 007 : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in 9jatc forum.) 007 : What about darkness, Gmailer? Is there such a thing as darkness? Gmailer: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? 007 : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Gmailer: So what is the point you are making, young man ? 007 : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Gmailer: Flawed ? Can you explain how? 007 : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Gmailer, do you teach Ntc Guyz that they evolved from a monkey? Gmailer: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. 007 : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (Gmailer shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) 007 : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (9jatc class was in uproar.) 007 : Is there anyone in dz forum who has ever seen the Gmailer’s brain? (Ntc Guyz broke out into laughter. ) 007 : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Gmailer’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Fishegg says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your Comment on evy thread, sir? (Members was silent. Gmailer stared at the 007, his face unfathomable.) Gmailer: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. 007 : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. e you have enjoyed the conversation. [MUST SHARE] | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 15:50 | |
| Teacher: How do u know when kids start to grow up? Akpos: Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 19:18 | |
| Gmailer and his friend Obodo always disturb the teacher wenever he is teaching the class . Fishegg; Gmailer tell the class what is present tense and past tense? Gmailer began to look at the class room ceiling. Fishegg; Gmailer what are u doing? Gmailer; i was thinking about what the headmaster said yesterday. Fishegg: and what did the headmaster said yesterday? Gmailer: the headmaster said that anybody who did not pay his or her skull fees should nt come to school today. Fishegg: and how did it concern with wat am teaching u? Obodo from the back interupted: Sir, the headmaster said that any student who did not pay his school fees should not come to school today. So, what the headmaster said yesterday is past tense, so Gmailer is now thinking about what the headmaster said yesterday is present tense. Gmailer: yes. Exactly Fishegg: Obodo ur a fool...... Gmailer: am sorry Sir lolzzzz Al na Joke oh. Hahahaha
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| | | obodo Leader
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-24, 19:28 | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ I NO FIT LAFF AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOO FISHEGG DON KILL ME WITH LAFF OOOOOOOO CHEIIIIIIIIIII | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-25, 00:40 | |
| Nah fishegg go be proprietor, headmaster nd teacher I dt school. Lols. | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-25, 08:19 | |
| Akpors was seen crying at the airport and some of the people there went to ask him what was wrong. Man : Hey Mister, what's wrong with You? Akpors : I am in trouble and a friend of mine ought to be here but now. . . Man : now what? Akpors : Everyone has departed from the airport, he arrived today, I borrowed him 5 million naira for him to perform a plastic surgery on his face but now I can no longer recognize him to collect my money.
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-25, 09:11 | |
| Yesterday a tokunbo car knocked down a masquerade,the car escaped immediately leaving the masquerade in his pool of blood.immediately his followers carry him and said let us take him to shrine,immediately the masquerade shout hey dont kill me this not shrine matter but hospital..i need doctor attendance. | |
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| Subject: Re: Akpos D Comedian 2013-02-25, 09:12 | |
| Akpo no go kill person ooooo | |
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