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Fynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy akpos caught uploading pix on fb

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Joba: My Girlfriend Bday na tomorrow, how I fit take Surprise am..

Akpos: Introduce her to your Wife Very Happy

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lawalahmed wrote:: Akpos was so hungry and couldnt sleep.. He woke up in da night and saw his neigbhour chewing his mouth and asked what are yu doing, no reply then he slaped the guy nd he woke up. Akpos then asked what were u eating and the guy reply i was eating fried chicken and was taking a cold cup of juice.... On hearing ths akpos smiled and ran back to his bed nd feel asleep.. He dreamt he was eating a big loaf of bread.. Greedy Akpos never wanted to knw what was going on.. He was satisfied but he kept eating.. Till he began to fill thirsty and needed water.. He woke up and find out his pillow was missing..
And he screamed yeh! WATING HAPPEN?

CAN YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

hahahaha..... the mumu eat his pillow

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lawalahmed wrote:: Akpos was so hungry and couldnt sleep.. He woke up in da night and saw his neigbhour chewing his mouth and asked what are yu doing, no reply then he slaped the guy nd he woke up. Akpos then asked what were u eating and the guy reply i was eating fried chicken and was taking a cold cup of juice.... On hearing ths akpos smiled and ran back to his bed nd feel asleep.. He dreamt he was eating a big loaf of bread.. Greedy Akpos never wanted to knw what was going on.. He was satisfied but he kept eating.. Till he began to fill thirsty and needed water.. He woke up and find out his pillow was missing..
And he screamed yeh! WATING HAPPEN?

CAN YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

oh akpos. Na waaaao!!

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microsat wrote:: One day Akpors was been
chased
by two men for one of his numerous crime, So he ran into a forest and
climbed a tree, when the men got to the tree where akpors had climbed,
one of them said, Oh God, this boy has escapd again, the secnd onesaid,
No!!,
Akpors na mumu, if i call his
name three time he will
answer me, on hearin this,
Akpors started laughinh at
them and said,
hahahahahahaha, even if you call me from now till tomorrow, ino go answer you.

beautiful piece

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I relax with akpos every day after work

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microsat wrote:: One day Akpors was been
chased
by two men for one of his numerous crime, So he ran into a forest and
climbed a tree, when the men got to the tree where akpors had climbed,
one of them said, Oh God, this boy has escapd again, the secnd onesaid,
No!!,
Akpors na mumu, if i call his
name three time he will
answer me, on hearin this,
Akpors started laughinh at
them and said,
hahahahahahaha, even if you call me from now till tomorrow, ino go answer you.

INFACT AKPORS NAH MUMU LOLZ

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microsat wrote:: One day Akpors was been
chased
by two men for one of his numerous crime, So he ran into a forest and
climbed a tree, when the men got to the tree where akpors had climbed,
one of them said, Oh God, this boy has escapd again, the secnd onesaid,
No!!,
Akpors na mumu, if i call his
name three time he will
answer me, on hearin this,
Akpors started laughinh at
them and said,
hahahahahahaha, even if you call me from now till tomorrow, ino go answer you.

INFACT AKPORS NAH MUMU LOLZ

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obodo wrote:

microsat wrote:: One day Akpors was been
chased
by two men for one of his numerous crime, So he ran into a forest and
climbed a tree, when the men got to the tree where akpors had climbed,
one of them said, Oh God, this boy has escapd again, the secnd onesaid,
No!!,
Akpors na mumu, if i call his
name three time he will
answer me, on hearin this,
Akpors started laughinh at
them and said,
hahahahahahaha, even if you call me from now till tomorrow, ino go answer you.

INFACT AKPORS NAH MUMU LOLZ

mumu of the highest order

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Akpors no be mumu ooh. That be im trade mark

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Just imaginary,

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Nalerigu wrote:: Akpors no be mumu ooh. That be im trade mark

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?..
Akpos: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What re you talking about?
Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O"

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microsat wrote:: Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?..Akpos: H I J K L M N O.Teacher: What re you talking about?Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O"

the guy is right oooooooo.

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Akpos To Chichi : �You Look Like A Barbie !� ...chich : �Thanks! So You Mean I m Tall And Beautiful ?�Akpos: �No, Plastic And Without Brain! Very Happy

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Akpos PAPA: How did you write your exam? Akpos: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know! Very Happy

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Phone ringing Akpors picked:
Akpors: hey baby how are u?
Baby: Am not fine oh
Akpors: Ah wat's wrong baby?
Baby: I need #25,OOO for all my Christmas things
Akpors: This is Akpors voicemail. Press 1to end this call, Press 2 to call back later, Press 3 to drop a message.

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Lottodream wrote:

microsat wrote:: Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?..Akpos: H I J K L M N O.Teacher: What re you talking about?Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O"

the guy is right oooooooo.

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lawalahmed wrote:: Akpos PAPA: How did you write your exam? Akpos: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know!

abeg i no fit laff... Laughing

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Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical operation & breathed

"Thank GOD it's over".

A man on d other side of his bed said,

"don't be so sure, they left an injector in my belly & had 2 open it again".

Another patient added,

"same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool".

Almost immediately, d doctor who did d operation stormed in & asked,

"Has anyone seen my hat?".

Akpors fainted. Very Happy

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Nice comedies

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TEACHER: Why did Zain change to Airtel? AKPOS: Bcos Yoruba people kept calling it 'Sane' lwklmd

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A GIRL'S MOTHER ADVICED HER DAT SHE SHOULD NEVA ALLOW ANY BOY TO SEE HER PANTS, DAT SHE WILL HAVE COMMITTED A SIN.
ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT WITH AKPOS TO STROLL IN THE FOREST, SHE TOLD AKPOS WAT HER MOTHER TOLD HER
THEN SHE TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE, AND ASKED AKPOS TO HELP HER UP
AS SHE CLIMBED THE TREE, AKPOS STOOD UNDER THE TREE,
HE NOW LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND SAID HE HAS SEEN HER PANTS.
SHE QUICKLY CLIMBED DOWN AND WAS ANGRY THEN WENT HOME,
SHE TOLD HER MOTHER WAT HAPPENED, BUT THE MOTHER JUST FURTHER ADVICED HER.
THE NEXT TYM SHE WENT OUT ALONE AND CLIMBED THE TREE, DIS TYM AKPOS
SNEAKED UNDER THE TREE AND STARTED LAUGHING,
SHE GREW ANGRY AGAIN AND WENT HOME,
ANODA TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO THE SAME TREE AND CLIMBED IT
DIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED WIT A FRIEND AND CAME AND THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.
SHE GREW ANGRY AND WENT HOME.
THE NEXT TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO CLIMB THE TREE.
AKPOS AND TWO OTHER GUYS CAME. WHEN SHE SAW DEM COMING,
SHE QUICKLY REMOVED HER PANTS AND CLIMBED THE TREE.
AKPOS AND HIS FRIENDS DID NOT LAUGH BUT BECAME SO SILENT.
SHE BECAME HAPPY DAT NOBODY LAUGHED,
DAT SHE WENT HOME HAPPILY,
HER MOTHER ASKED HER WAT WAS THE REASON FOR THE HAPPINESS,
SHE TOLD HER DAT NOBODY SAW HER PANTS TODAY,
BECAUSE SHE TOOK THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yepa! chai free show......she for retain her pant now.....lol

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007 wrote:: A GIRL'S MOTHER ADVICED HER DAT SHE SHOULD NEVA ALLOW ANY BOY TO SEE HER PANTS, DAT SHE WILL HAVE COMMITTED A SIN.
ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT WITH AKPOS TO STROLL IN THE FOREST, SHE TOLD AKPOS WAT HER MOTHER TOLD HER
THEN SHE TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE, AND ASKED AKPOS TO HELP HER UP
AS SHE CLIMBED THE TREE, AKPOS STOOD UNDER THE TREE,
HE NOW LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND SAID HE HAS SEEN HER PANTS.
SHE QUICKLY CLIMBED DOWN AND WAS ANGRY THEN WENT HOME,
SHE TOLD HER MOTHER WAT HAPPENED, BUT THE MOTHER JUST FURTHER ADVICED HER.
THE NEXT TYM SHE WENT OUT ALONE AND CLIMBED THE TREE, DIS TYM AKPOS
SNEAKED UNDER THE TREE AND STARTED LAUGHING,
SHE GREW ANGRY AGAIN AND WENT HOME,
ANODA TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO THE SAME TREE AND CLIMBED IT
DIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED WIT A FRIEND AND CAME AND THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.
SHE GREW ANGRY AND WENT HOME.
THE NEXT TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO CLIMB THE TREE.
AKPOS AND TWO OTHER GUYS CAME. WHEN SHE SAW DEM COMING,
SHE QUICKLY REMOVED HER PANTS AND CLIMBED THE TREE.
AKPOS AND HIS FRIENDS DID NOT LAUGH BUT BECAME SO SILENT.
SHE BECAME HAPPY DAT NOBODY LAUGHED,
DAT SHE WENT HOME HAPPILY,
HER MOTHER ASKED HER WAT WAS THE REASON FOR THE HAPPINESS,
SHE TOLD HER DAT NOBODY SAW HER PANTS TODAY,
BECAUSE SHE TOOK THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lwkmd

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Akpors dey enjoy

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OKON: I saw a strap of your bra. TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week! [Another Boy laughs] TEACHER: Why did you laugh? BOY: I saw both straps of d bra. TEACHER: Get out! No class for you for 1 month! [Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Akpos started walking out] TEACHER: Akpos, why are you going out? AKPOS: What I saw just now, I think my school days are over!

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Akpos da crazy

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007 wrote:: A GIRL'S MOTHER ADVICED HER DAT SHE SHOULD NEVA ALLOW ANY BOY TO SEE HER PANTS, DAT SHE WILL HAVE COMMITTED A SIN.ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT WITH AKPOS TO STROLL IN THE FOREST, SHE TOLD AKPOS WAT HER MOTHER TOLD HERTHEN SHE TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE, AND ASKED AKPOS TO HELP HER UPAS SHE CLIMBED THE TREE, AKPOS STOOD UNDER THE TREE,HE NOW LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND SAID HE HAS SEEN HER PANTS.SHE QUICKLY CLIMBED DOWN AND WAS ANGRY THEN WENT HOME,SHE TOLD HER MOTHER WAT HAPPENED, BUT THE MOTHER JUST FURTHER ADVICED HER.THE NEXT TYM SHE WENT OUT ALONE AND CLIMBED THE TREE, DIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED UNDER THE TREE AND STARTED LAUGHING,SHE GREW ANGRY AGAIN AND WENT HOME,ANODA TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO THE SAME TREE AND CLIMBED ITDIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED WIT A FRIEND AND CAME AND THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.SHE GREW ANGRY AND WENT HOME.THE NEXT TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO CLIMB THE TREE.AKPOS AND TWO OTHER GUYS CAME. WHEN SHE SAW DEM COMING,SHE QUICKLY REMOVED HER PANTS AND CLIMBED THE TREE.AKPOS AND HIS FRIENDS DID NOT LAUGH BUT BECAME SO SILENT.SHE BECAME HAPPY DAT NOBODY LAUGHED,DAT SHE WENT HOME HAPPILY,HER MOTHER ASKED HER WAT WAS THE REASON FOR THE HAPPINESS,SHE TOLD HER DAT NOBODY SAW HER PANTS TODAY,BECAUSE SHE TOOK THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the girl na mumu oooooo

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Lottodream wrote:

007 wrote:: A GIRL'S MOTHER ADVICED HER DAT SHE SHOULD NEVA ALLOW ANY BOY TO SEE HER PANTS, DAT SHE WILL HAVE COMMITTED A SIN.ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT WITH AKPOS TO STROLL IN THE FOREST, SHE TOLD AKPOS WAT HER MOTHER TOLD HERTHEN SHE TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE, AND ASKED AKPOS TO HELP HER UPAS SHE CLIMBED THE TREE, AKPOS STOOD UNDER THE TREE,HE NOW LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND SAID HE HAS SEEN HER PANTS.SHE QUICKLY CLIMBED DOWN AND WAS ANGRY THEN WENT HOME,SHE TOLD HER MOTHER WAT HAPPENED, BUT THE MOTHER JUST FURTHER ADVICED HER.THE NEXT TYM SHE WENT OUT ALONE AND CLIMBED THE TREE, DIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED UNDER THE TREE AND STARTED LAUGHING,SHE GREW ANGRY AGAIN AND WENT HOME,ANODA TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO THE SAME TREE AND CLIMBED ITDIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED WIT A FRIEND AND CAME AND THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.SHE GREW ANGRY AND WENT HOME.THE NEXT TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO CLIMB THE TREE.AKPOS AND TWO OTHER GUYS CAME. WHEN SHE SAW DEM COMING,SHE QUICKLY REMOVED HER PANTS AND CLIMBED THE TREE.AKPOS AND HIS FRIENDS DID NOT LAUGH BUT BECAME SO SILENT.SHE BECAME HAPPY DAT NOBODY LAUGHED,DAT SHE WENT HOME HAPPILY,HER MOTHER ASKED HER WAT WAS THE REASON FOR THE HAPPINESS,SHE TOLD HER DAT NOBODY SAW HER PANTS TODAY,BECAUSE SHE TOOK THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the girl na mumu oooooo

what do you expect the girl is akpos friend

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No wonder birds of the same feather

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Lottodream wrote:: No wonder birds of the same feather

exactly my point

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007 wrote:: A GIRL'S MOTHER ADVICED HER DAT SHE SHOULD NEVA ALLOW ANY BOY TO SEE HER PANTS, DAT SHE WILL HAVE COMMITTED A SIN.
ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT WITH AKPOS TO STROLL IN THE FOREST, SHE TOLD AKPOS WAT HER MOTHER TOLD HER
THEN SHE TRIED TO CLIMB A TREE, AND ASKED AKPOS TO HELP HER UP
AS SHE CLIMBED THE TREE, AKPOS STOOD UNDER THE TREE,
HE NOW LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND SAID HE HAS SEEN HER PANTS.
SHE QUICKLY CLIMBED DOWN AND WAS ANGRY THEN WENT HOME,
SHE TOLD HER MOTHER WAT HAPPENED, BUT THE MOTHER JUST FURTHER ADVICED HER.
THE NEXT TYM SHE WENT OUT ALONE AND CLIMBED THE TREE, DIS TYM AKPOS
SNEAKED UNDER THE TREE AND STARTED LAUGHING,
SHE GREW ANGRY AGAIN AND WENT HOME,
ANODA TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO THE SAME TREE AND CLIMBED IT
DIS TYM AKPOS SNEAKED WIT A FRIEND AND CAME AND THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING.
SHE GREW ANGRY AND WENT HOME.
THE NEXT TYM AGAIN SHE WENT TO CLIMB THE TREE.
AKPOS AND TWO OTHER GUYS CAME. WHEN SHE SAW DEM COMING,
SHE QUICKLY REMOVED HER PANTS AND CLIMBED THE TREE.
AKPOS AND HIS FRIENDS DID NOT LAUGH BUT BECAME SO SILENT.
SHE BECAME HAPPY DAT NOBODY LAUGHED,
DAT SHE WENT HOME HAPPILY,
HER MOTHER ASKED HER WAT WAS THE REASON FOR THE HAPPINESS,
SHE TOLD HER DAT NOBODY SAW HER PANTS TODAY,
BECAUSE SHE TOOK THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice one.....

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Akpors: babe u knw av been 2 London abt 4 times Ekaette: oh really? Akpors: i went 2 greet d queen nd she even snt me 2 Washington 2 represent her. I later went 2 Cairo and Madrid, bt dat wasnt all, i took a flight 2 germany nd later, Milan. I went 4 shopping in paris and couldnt find all i need so i went 2 Hong kong 2get them. Ekaette: wow then u must knw geography. Akpors: av been there once...

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Akpors na mumu. Geography na city?

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Fishegg45 wrote:: Akpors: babe u knw av been 2 London abt 4 times Ekaette: oh really? Akpors: i went 2 greet d queen nd she even snt me 2 Washington 2 represent her. I later went 2 Cairo and Madrid, bt dat wasnt all, i took a flight 2 germany nd later, Milan. I went 4 shopping in paris and couldnt find all i need so i went 2 Hong kong 2get them. Ekaette: wow then u must knw geography. Akpors: av been there once...

I wish to see the face of this akpos, he is a brilliant mumu

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Lordomasia wrote:: Akpors na mumu. Geography na city?

me i no blem AKPORS oo i hear say na monkey take care of am when him mama die.

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Lottodream wrote:

Lordomasia wrote:: Akpors na mumu. Geography na city?

me i no blem AKPORS oo i hear say na monkey take care of am when him mama die.

you see what i mean

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hibeeke wrote:

Lottodream wrote:

Lordomasia wrote:: Akpors na mumu. Geography na city?

me i no blem AKPORS oo i hear say na monkey take care of am when him mama die.

you see what i mean

God will Judge all d backstabbers lying against akpors.

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akpos don suffer for una hand o

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IN THE CHURCH DURING A SUNDAY SERVICE, THE PASTOR WAS PREACHING
ABOUT WIVES CONTROLLING THEIR HUSBANDS, THAT A HUSBAND SHOULD HAVE CONTROL OVER HIS WIFE
THEN THE PASTOR ASKED REQUESTED TO THE ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH TO COME OUT.
THEN HE ASKED THAT THOSE WHO FELT THEIR WIVES ARE CONTROLLING THEM SHOULD MOVE TO ONE SIDE SO THAT HE CAN DELIVER THEM FROM THE BONDAGE,
SURPRISINGLY ALL THE MEN MOVED TO THE SIDE EXCEPT AKPOS.
THEN THE PASTOR WAS SURPRISED AND THINKING HE WILL USE AKPOS A S A GOOD EXAMPLE TO THE OTHERS ASKED AKPOS Y HE DID NOT JOIN D OTHERS
AKPOS REPLIED THAT " HIS WIFE TOLD HIM NOT TO MOVE"

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Akpors na real man.

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Akpors took his son to a church. At church, the pastor made an announcement if you know dat you're an orphan in this church stand-up'.
A guy who was sitted next to Akpors' son, told him dat they always give orphans 250 thousand naira in the church, when the sonof Akpors heared dis he quickly
stood up, sowhen Akpors saw his son standing, he shouted at him, i'm your father sit down'..as Akpors and his son were arguing,an usher brought 250 thousand naira
and landed on his son's palm, then the pastor repeated the announcement again do we have any other orphans in dis church?. Akpors himself stood up!!

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Nalerigu wrote:: Akpors na real man.

real man indeed

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Akpors a begger with a sign "Help, I'm blind" was at a corner begging for money. A man then decided to give him N500. As he called the beggar and was about to hand the money over, a gust of wind blew the money. Immediately, the beggar jumped up, chased the money, stepped on it and retrieved it.. the man said: "Ah ah bros, you talk sey you blind na!" akpors: "Me, blind? Who tell you?" Man: Na wetin the sign wey you hang for neck talk!" akpors: *looking down at the sign said* "Chei! Na blind dis artist write sha! But No be wetin I tell am oga, I say make im write deaf and dumb!!" lolzzz Akpors is still in the hospital

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Oh akpors. Na wetin. U wan kill man with laugh?

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So akpors is ALI BABA

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Infact akpors dey do every bad thing. He is adicted to criminalogy.

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Fishegg45 wrote:: Akpors a begger with a sign "Help, I'm blind" was at a corner begging for money. A man then decided to give him N500. As he called the beggar and was about to hand the money over, a gust of wind blew the money. Immediately, the beggar jumped up, chased the money, stepped on it and retrieved it.. the man said: "Ah ah bros, you talk sey you blind na!" akpors: "Me, blind? Who tell you?" Man: Na wetin the sign wey you hang for neck talk!" akpors: *looking down at the sign said* "Chei! Na blind dis artist write sha! But No be wetin I tell am oga, I say make im write deaf and dumb!!" lolzzz Akpors is still in the hospital

Yes! this made my day. Akpos the brilliant mumu

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AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of
Lazarus that climb the tree to see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote,
"many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back.

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Lottodream wrote:: AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of
Lazarus that climb the tree to see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote,
"many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back.

Peeps funny sha, akpos all the way Laughing

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