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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-16, 07:18 | |
| MY BROS & SIS U WIL NEVA BLIV WHT HAPND 2ME YSTDY. STILL CNT GET OVA IT. I WNT 2 D SUPER MKT 2 PICK SMTHNG 2 EAT N AS I WS WALKING DWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LUKED AT HIM N KEPT WALKING 2D FRONT COUNTER 2PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LUV, SO I SMILED N SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON 2 GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID "BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO!! GudMrn My Ntc Guruz! | |
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microsat Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-16, 10:22 | |
| hahahahah............................lolz.... fishegg you get mouth oh | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-16, 11:25 | |
| Fisheggs en be so u dey. Hahahahaaaaaaaa. Thanks for de crack. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-23, 06:19 | |
| Funny+ lol Akpors the priest reared chicken in his compound. One day his cockeret ran away. The next morning during a preaching at church,akpors went infront of the congregation and said: "Anyone who has a cock,may you please stand up." All the MEN stood up. Akpors: "No no. Anyone who has seen a cock,may you please stand up." All the WOMEN stood up. Akpors: "No no,i mean who has seen a cock which is not theirs?" Again,half the WOMEN stood up. Akpors: "For God's sake,who has seen my cock?" All the choir GIRLS and NUNS stood up. Gud Mrn frndz @NtcguYz. | |
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obodo Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-23, 07:13 | |
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nnamdi900 Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-23, 07:19 | |
| Chai......my ribs ooooo.... Una go kill person..... | |
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Salgam Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-23, 08:13 | |
| U guyz are Gr8.keep it up | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-23, 08:51 | |
| check urself if u are one of the AKPOS |
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obinabo.urch Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-24, 08:56 | |
| Btw dis 2 pple wich of dem can u negotiate wit?......A SUICIDE BOMBER & A GIRL ON HER MENSES. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 10:06 | |
| DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN: »Girls search for a rich man »Woman search for a caring and loving man »Girls envy those who move ahead and hate the players »Women share their knowledge and help others move ahead by not hating the players but teaching the rules to the game. »Girls measures her man's worth by the weight of his pocket. »Women measures her man's worth by his level of Wisdom and the fear of God and how disciplined he can be towards his finances. »Girls ending breakup with silly excuses »Women has endurance knowing that everything happen for a reason »Girls thinks about present »Women thinks about future »Girls : love to having many guys going After her »Women : knows the law of demand (Cheap things has high purchasers) »Girls takes relationship affairs outside »Women solve the problem within Herself and her partner »Girls demand for money to buy make-Ups »Women demand for money to make plans »Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. »Women know that, that was just ONE man. »A girl is "learning"...A woman "knows" »Girls will read this and get an attitude. »GROWN WOMEN will read this and pass it on to other grown women ,And A real man will drop a comment.
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 12:19 | |
| A wealthy man who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in atest which would determine whowas fit to marry his daughter. Onthat set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some camewith paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: “ Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him $15, a car and a house so they can start lifewell. I shall be waiting to meet my son- in-law at the other side. Good luck!” As the young men, allvery excited at the prospect ofwinning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said let d man marry daughter,i can't enjoy d prize wen i die o...All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazementas one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man couldnot believe it. He asked the young man to name anything he wanted but the man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, hegot himself and made a request saying ” pls someone should show me the idiot that pushed me inside this pool”..lolz.... Moral: You don’t know what you are capable of doing, until you arePUSHED!!. You can still make the most out of the rest of the YEAR. Have a fulfilled week ahead of you. Api new mnth guyz. | |
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obodo Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 12:27 | |
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austin kofi boakye Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 16:49 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 17:19 | |
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esystem01 Senior
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| Subject: hi 2012-11-01, 18:07 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- A wealthy man who had only
one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in atest which would determine whowas fit to marry his daughter. Onthat set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some camewith paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords. The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: “ Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him $15, a car and a house so they can start lifewell. I shall be waiting to meet my son- in-law at the other side. Good luck!” As the young men, allvery excited at the prospect ofwinning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said let d man marry daughter,i can't enjoy d prize wen i die o...All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazementas one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man couldnot believe it. He asked the young man to name anything he wanted but the man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, hegot himself and made a request saying ” pls someone should show me the idiot that pushed me inside this pool”..lolz.... Moral: You don’t know what you are capable of doing, until you arePUSHED!!. You can still make the most out of the rest of the YEAR. Have a fulfilled week ahead of you. Api new mnth guyz. 9ice one | |
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world richest Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 20:14 | |
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Akinleonard Amateur
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-01, 22:20 | |
| thats one of the great jokes of planets keep it up | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-02, 05:38 | |
| - Akinleonard wrote:
- thats one of the great jokes of planets keep it up
tnx bro and all. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-02, 05:41 | |
| A crippled man was arrested in connection of stealing a big refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said,"upon looking at you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been distroyed i order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be your compensation". The crippled man thanked the Judge and with joy he jumped down from his hand bicycle. He crawled and took the refrigrator by the back going home. After he crawled about ten metres, the Judge said, "you have successfully shown us that you are indeed a thief. Now you are jailed for two years imprisonment with hard labour." GOOD MORNING, HOW WAS NIGHT? | |
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Fred007 Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-02, 05:48 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-02, 12:54 | |
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timbilla Amateur
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-02, 19:29 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-03, 07:40 | |
| A husband and his wife Agreed that anytime they want to havesex they will call it a' phone call, so that the kids will not decode. one day, the husband send his son to tell his mother that daddy wants to make a phone call. mother replies,"tell your dad that the network is down today.”Dad to his son,”go tell ur mother that if there is no network at home, I will go to a public phone Booth. The mother tells his son to go and tell his dad, ”if he dare goes to a public phone,i will open a call center at home. Una Gud Mrn oh @Ntc guyz. | |
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microsat Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-03, 08:40 | |
| u funny oh..... d boy don turn to messenger | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-07, 05:44 | |
| Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant."Could you taste this please?" says Akpors. Chemist Assistant takes the teaspoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it.. "Does it taste sweet?" says Akpors "No, not at all" says Chemist Assistant. "Good" says Akpors....."the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar"The Chemist Assistant fainted. Una Gud Mrn oh @Ntc guyz. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-07, 09:40 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- A husband and his wife Agreed that anytime they want to havesex they will call it a' phone call, so that the kids will not decode. one day, the husband send his son to tell his mother that daddy wants to make a phone call. mother replies,"tell your dad that the network is down today.”Dad to his son,”go tell ur mother that if there is no network at home, I will go to a public phone Booth. The mother tells his son to go and tell his dad, ”if he dare goes to a public phone,i will open a call center at home. Una Gud Mrn oh @Ntc guyz.
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 08:12 | |
| Akpos got a message from his girl friend on his Bday "Message Reads" HBD Boo...LLNP, LYSM TTYL"...Akpos:s provoked and called her phone" Kate wat is meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish...Kate replied Haaa Akpos dnt tell me u are dis dumb and local Oh My Gooosh, u dnt even know the meaning of HBD and all dat Mtch [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Well, HBD Means "Happy Birthday", LLNP means "Long Life Nd Prosperity" LYSM means "Love You So Much" and TTYL means "Talk To You Later" dumb ass....Akpos ( angrily ends the call and sent her a text message 2mins later, *message reads* TFY...Kate called immediately, AKpos wat is the meaning of TFY? Akpos answered Oh u don't even know common TFY After much laugh Akpos replied TFY means "Thunder Fire You. Hw una dy @ntc guys? | |
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007 Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 08:26 | |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahaha TFY | |
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rashbaba Novice
Posts : 93 Location : Lagos,9ja
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 09:20 | |
| A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 15:01 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 17:02 | |
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oscar4free2air Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-09, 17:02 | |
| fishegg so u get mouth like dis..hhhaahahahaha keep it up
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-11, 21:46 | |
| Please read this: This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They went and called some priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, they said "this girl ????§ missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried her with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive d news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola d previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang nd Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called d priest to come and intervene nd when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed dat MTN is everywhere u go Chill,, don't hate me yet, cos I'm also looking for d idiot that sent me dis,so as to strangle him......lolz. Buh una like gist sha. Api Sunday @Ntc Guyz. Gud nyt | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-11-27, 08:05 | |
| Akpors came home one night and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "my husband! I am a month overdue. Its like i'm pregnant, d doctor give me test today but until it dey sure, we no go tell anybody."The next day Akpors' wife receives a telephone call from PHCN because dey had not paid their bill. Am I speaking to Mr Akpors? "Na im wife be this" she says PHCN guy:"u're a month overdue shey una know?" Hw u take knw? stammers Akpors wife. "Madam its in our files" says the PHCN guy. She shouts "how it take enter una file?" Phcn guy: Yes, We av a system of finding out who's overdue Akpos's wife: GOD, dis is too much which kain tin be dis? Phcn guy: Madam, I am sorry Iam following orders ,I have to inform u dat u are overdue Akpos's wife: no wahala Makei tell my husband wen he come back. dat night she tells Akpos "dem know say i dey overdue for phcn o!" The next day Akpors rushes to PHCN office. "Wetin dey happen? i hear say una get file say my wife dey overdue. It concern una"he says angrily. Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PHCN, its nothing serious. All u have to do is pay us. Akpors: PAY una 4 wetin? If i no pay nko? Lady: Well in dat case sir, we have no option but to cut yours off. Akpos: if u cut am wetin my wife go do? Lady: I don't know, I guess she would have to use a candle!!! Akpors fainted!!
Hw una dy Ntc Guyz? Gud Mrn. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-12, 17:49 | |
| FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs) CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE --------------- --------------- ------------- This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending strike till further notice. How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie & expect Brazilian hair? Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chicken Republic? Yet we preach gender equality. Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚°º. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris". She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil.MFM or CAC to be precise. She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature). The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas. We hereby suspend our strike. OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA... OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO... OF THE GREATEST NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚ °º . CHIEF NATIONAL SECRETARY FISHEGG25 =Dº°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнa º | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-12, 19:57 | |
| Hahahahaaaaaaaa. What a drama!!! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-12, 22:03 | |
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007 Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-13, 05:17 | |
| Hmmm hope no babe is readin dis lol
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-13, 08:03 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-21, 09:39 | |
| NOLLYWOOD WAHALA (Add urs) 1. The greatest mistake when you are acting a movie is when PATIENCE OZOKWOR is your mother-in-law, i pity you. 2. The greatest mistake a girl will make in a movie is going out on a date with JOHN OKAFOR. I sorry for you. 3. The greatest mistake you will make in a movie is when you are rich and PETE EDOCHIE is your elder brother. (R.I.P). 4. The greatest mistake a girl will make in a movie is to marry JIM IYKE. (Beating Things). 5. The greatest mistake you will make in a movie is dragging a land with CHINWETALU AGU. You will end up sick or dead. 6. The greatest mistake a man and a woman will make in a movie is when AKI and PAWPAW are their Children. (High Blood Pressure). add yours | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-21, 12:17 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-21, 13:36 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 15:34 | |
| Akpors went to a bar to relax his nerves this sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpors shouted and said to the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because when I drink stout, everybody drinks stout." The barman obeyed people in the bar started hailing Akpors while sipping on their free drinks. Akpors ordered again: Barman! Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because when i drink stout, everybody drinks stout. At this juncture everybody cheered and hailed Akpors louder. After some minutes again Akpors said: barman give me a plate of fish peppersoup and give everybody here 2 plates of fish peppersoup each, let them eat while i eat. The barman obeyed. They were so happy and heaped praises on Akpors while they ate and drank. About an hour later, they were shocked to the marrow when Akpors beckoned on the Barman and said to him; "Bring me my bill and also give everybody here their bill too because when I pay my bill, everybody will pay their bills too! Pls respectable Nigerian help save Akpors who is still in coma at the intensive care unit of Central Hospital in Warri...
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 16:35 | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 18:26 | |
| thanks man, nice way to ease the stress. really hilarious | |
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ancl Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 21:01 | |
| Lng time dudu hw ur end nt hear 4rm u again | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 21:36 | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-22, 23:19 | |
| - microsat wrote:
- funny dude
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feranmine Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-23, 06:20 | |
| - hibeeke wrote:
- thanks man, nice way to ease the stress. really hilarious
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rappyman Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-23, 10:44 | |
| lol.make una live akpos alone. | |
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