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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-18, 18:31 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-18, 20:41 | |
| A plane was transporting a bunch of mad men & they were making too much noise... One of the mad men entered the Pilots cabin MAD MAN: Teach me hw to fly a plane PILOT: I will but under one condition MAD MAN: Wats that? PILOT: If only you can get ur friends to keep quiet. MAD MAN: OK. (5min later the plane is quiet) PILOT: Wow, how did you get them to keep quiet? MAD MAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside. | |
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textme Amateur
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-19, 00:31 | |
| how is This different from the Akpos? | |
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Kayodema Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-19, 06:06 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-20, 08:01 | |
| Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. WIFE: Sorry...! [Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again] HUSBAND: What now? WIFE: Your horse is on the Phone.
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abelite Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-20, 09:01 | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-22, 22:04 | |
| A couple were silent in bed. Wife thinking: Why is he not talking to Me?, Is he seeing another woman?, Don't I satisfy him in bed anymore?, What is going on? Is he angry with me???
Husband thinking: How did Lionel Messi lose that open goal... | |
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AWONUSI Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-23, 06:04 | |
| footbal tinking while on bed too bad | |
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Lordomasia Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-23, 08:23 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A couple were silent in bed.
Wife thinking: Why is he not talking to Me?, Is he seeing another woman?, Don't I satisfy him in bed anymore?, What is going on? Is he angry with me???
Husband thinking: How did Lionel Messi lose that open goal... u be gbam!!! | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-23, 08:27 | |
| Thanks bro, more loading. | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-23, 19:37 | |
| Two blondes meet in the afterlife.
"How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I was coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!" | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-23, 19:45 | |
| There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned enough money to buy a land and build. Because of his love for flashy gates, he first decided to mount to cool fences with gates just after building, one outside and another just inside the compound.
Meanwhile, a group of armed robbers would always pass the compound and sight the lovely gates. One midnight, they stormed the house and after breaking through the tall, steel fences and gates with much difficulty, they entered very exhausted (with the hope of getting something worth the stress) only to find out that the house was totally EMPTY! No sign of habitation!
On going to the sitting room they saw the guy lying on the bare floor with water bottle as pillow. The weary, exasperated hoodlums quickly woke him up and asked
THIEVES: Abeg we they find the house wey get those fine fine gate dem GUY: [sleepy-eyed] Na im be dis now! THIEVES: Ah ah! Wey all your property now? GUY: I never pack in oh.. Dem dey village! THIEVES: [looking so frustrated this time] Okay, shey food dey for kitchen? GUY: Na the remaining one wey I finish b4 i sleep.
At this point, the thieves didn't know what to do. So one of them decided to search the guy's pockets but didn't see a single penny. So they asked, "Na wa oh!!! OYA GO BRING WATER MAKE WE DRINK B4 WE GO" | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-27, 05:08 | |
| Akpos usually admire houses with nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned enough money to buy a land and build. Because of his love for flashy gates, he first decided to mount cool fences with gates. He built one outside and another inside the compound. Meanwhile, a group of armed robbers would always pass the compound and sight the lovely gates. One midnight, they stormed the house and after breaking through the tall, steel fences and gates with much difficulty, they entered very exhausted (with the hope of getting something worth the stress) only to find out that the house was totally EMPTY! No sign of habitation! On going to the sitting room they saw Akpos lying on the bare floor with torn carton as pillow. The weary, exasperated hoodlums quickly woke him up and asked; Thieves: Please, we are looking for the house dat has those fine fine gate. Akpos: [sleepy-eyed] Dis is it!. Thieves: Aha aha! Where are all your properties na?. Akpos: I have not pack in o.. They are still in d village! Thieves: [looking so frustrated] Okay, shey there's food in ur kitchen? Akpos: Na the remaining one i finish b4 i sleep. At this point, the thieves didn't know what to do. So one of them decided to search Akpos' pockets but didn't see a single penny. So they finally said; "Na wa o!! OYA GO AND BRING WATER LET US DRINK B4 WE GO".
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:32 | |
| A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying ''Iam looking for a man who wont beat me, leave me, and who will satisfy me in bed''. Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "how can i help u?" the guy quickly answered, "am answering ur request for a man" lady continued, "you have no arms" guy answered, "i wont beat u". Lady: you have no legs. Guy: I wont leave u. Lady: How will u satisfy me in bed? Guy: What do u think i was knocking with..? | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:43 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- MY BROS & SIS U WIL NEVA BLIV WHT HAPND 2ME YSTDY. STILL CNT GET OVA IT. I WNT 2 D SUPER MKT 2 PICK SMTHNG 2 EAT N AS I WS WALKING DWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LUKED AT HIM N KEPT WALKING 2D FRONT COUNTER 2PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LUV, SO I SMILED N SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON 2 GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID "BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO!! GudMrn My Ntc Guruz!
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:46 | |
| u dn wakup by dz tym? Hehehe | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:48 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- A plane was transporting a bunch of mad men & they were making too much noise... One of the mad men entered the Pilots cabin MAD MAN: Teach me hw to fly a plane PILOT: I will but under one condition MAD MAN: Wats that? PILOT: If only you can get ur friends to keep quiet. MAD MAN: OK. (5min later the plane is quiet) PILOT: Wow, how did you get them to keep quiet? MAD MAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside.
HAHAHA NOT EVEN KNW THAT THEY'R IN THE AIR! | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:52 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Wife hit her husband with frying
pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. WIFE: Sorry...! [Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again] HUSBAND: What now? WIFE: Your horse is on the Phone.
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:55 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A couple were silent in bed.
Wife thinking: Why is he not talking to Me?, Is he seeing another woman?, Don't I satisfy him in bed anymore?, What is going on? Is he angry with me???
Husband thinking: How did Lionel Messi lose that open goal... hmmmmm! | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 04:59 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- Two blondes meet in the afterlife.
"How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I was coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!" hahahaha! | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 05:07 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Akpos usually admire houses with
nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned enough money to buy a land and build. Because of his love for flashy gates, he first decided to mount cool fences with gates. He built one outside and another inside the compound. Meanwhile, a group of armed robbers would always pass the compound and sight the lovely gates. One midnight, they stormed the house and after breaking through the tall, steel fences and gates with much difficulty, they entered very exhausted (with the hope of getting something worth the stress) only to find out that the house was totally EMPTY! No sign of habitation! On going to the sitting room they saw Akpos lying on the bare floor with torn carton as pillow. The weary, exasperated hoodlums quickly woke him up and asked; Thieves: Please, we are looking for the house dat has those fine fine gate. Akpos: [sleepy-eyed] Dis is it!. Thieves: Aha aha! Where are all your properties na?. Akpos: I have not pack in o.. They are still in d village! Thieves: [looking so frustrated] Okay, shey there's food in ur kitchen? Akpos: Na the remaining one i finish b4 i sleep. At this point, the thieves didn't know what to do. So one of them decided to search Akpos' pockets but didn't see a single penny. So they finally said; "Na wa o!! OYA GO AND BRING WATER LET US DRINK B4 WE GO".
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 09:22 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 13:22 | |
| PRESENTER AKPOS: What’s your contribution? CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by for reasons best known to her, 5 months later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now most of the missed calls I have are hers, barrage of sms and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please advise me. PRESENTER AKPOS: Listen up, give her a call letting her know you will be at her house in 2hrs time. When it’s time call her up and delay for another 2hrs. Take a cool Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume. When it’s time drive to her house, walk to her door and knock, once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got, look stylishly into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U'.
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 15:26 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-28, 22:16 | |
| na so, more stil comin 2moro | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-29, 16:21 | |
| A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil," she responded. "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister ."
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-29, 22:31 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-03-31, 16:22 | |
| Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me? Husband : No, what did he say? Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young. Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind.
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-02, 16:30 | |
| A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-04, 11:34 | |
| Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you killed ? Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male ) Girl : how did you know that ? . . . . . . Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near beer
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-04, 11:41 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-04, 12:00 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-05, 18:20 | |
| A frustrated principal on a monday morning Assembly says: Since,the genesis of this term,some students have been Exodusing to town and i will use my levitical power to deutronomise their numbers. To do this,i have appointed Joshua as one of the Judges,Ruth andsamuel as Kings.To chronicle the events is Ezra while Nehemiah and Esther will complete the Job and they shall all sing in psalms and proverbs...
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-06, 16:21 | |
| Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in- law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand- son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in- law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think you have family problems. Please Free Me, says the other man, you dont only have a problem, u're mad as well
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 07:41 | |
| GIRL: I hate my boyfriend! BOY: Why? GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that? BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that. GIRL: I'm going to break up with him. BOY: Ok but know I'm available. [Girl stands to leave] BOY: Wait, where are you going? GIRL: To break up with my boyfriend of course. BOY: You can't leave. GIRL: Why? BOY: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had? | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 14:20 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 14:39 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you killed ? Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male ) Girl : how did you know that ? . . . . . . Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near beer
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 14:42 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Husband : Why did you give so
much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me? Husband : No, what did he say? Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young. Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind.
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 14:47 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- A policeman pulls a driver over
for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 15:01 | |
| Wating the policeman wan exterblish before. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-07, 15:35 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-08, 07:54 | |
| At work, Okon n Akpors were chattin: Okon: Akpors, I have been attendin night classes 4 5 months now and I have exams nxt week Akpors: oh! Okon: For example, do u know who Graham Bell is? Akpors: No Okon: He invented the telephone in 1876; if u take night courses u would know this d next day, dsame discussion took place: Okon: Do u knw who Alexander Dumas is? Akpors: No Okon: He's d author of d 3 Musketeers; if u take night courses, u would knw dis d nxt day, once again: Okon: And do u knw who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Akpors:No Okon: He's d author of"Confessions" ; if u take night courses, u would knw dis. dis time Akpors got seriously irritated and said;"do u know who Merlin Godwin Biliton is?" Okon: No Akpors: He is ur neighbor fucking ur wife since five months ago. If you stop taking night courses, you will know all
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-08, 08:22 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-08, 09:01 | |
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Olybra Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-08, 09:29 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- At work, Okon n Akpors were
chattin: Okon: Akpors, I have been attendin night classes 4 5 months now and I have exams nxt week Akpors: oh! Okon: For example, do u know who Graham Bell is? Akpors: No Okon: He invented the telephone in 1876; if u take night courses u would know this d next day, dsame discussion took place: Okon: Do u knw who Alexander Dumas is? Akpors: No Okon: He's d author of d 3 Musketeers; if u take night courses, u would knw dis d nxt day, once again: Okon: And do u knw who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Akpors:No Okon: He's d author of"Confessions" ; if u take night courses, u would knw dis. dis time Akpors got seriously irritated and said;"do u know who Merlin Godwin Biliton is?" Okon: No Akpors: He is ur neighbor fucking ur wife since five months ago. If you stop taking night courses, you will know all
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-08, 16:44 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-13, 15:55 | |
| Boy: ( calls 911 ) hello 911 i need your help! 911: alright what is it? Boy: 2 girls are fighting over me! 911: -.- so whats the problem about that? Boy: the ugly one is winning.
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-13, 16:02 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Boy: ( calls 911 ) hello 911 i need
your help! 911: alright what is it? Boy: 2 girls are fighting over me! 911: -.- so whats the problem about that? Boy: the ugly one is winning.
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-04-13, 16:03 | |
| A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airport just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna air plane was waiting.
He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!"
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes."
"Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."
After a long pause, the "pilot" replied: "You mean you're not my instructor?" | |
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