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rappyman Novice
Sex : male Posts : 11 Location : port harcourt
| Subject: free akpos joor 2012-12-23, 10:46 | |
| u're hilarious man.where did u get dis humor. | |
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rappyman Novice
Sex : male Posts : 11 Location : port harcourt
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-23, 10:55 | |
| A certain teacher was teaching chemistry in a class about gases,and suddenly raise the idea of asking her student question base on her topic.she ask the first student to name one type of gas he knows.the boy answered,oxygen.she ask the second student to name one.the boy answered hydrogen.it reach akpos turn and the teacher ask him to name one type of gas.akpos answered,teargas.with anger the teacher asked akpos to correct himself.akpos with confidence answered FABREGAS.the teacher fainted.hapy sunday pals | |
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rappyman Novice
Sex : male Posts : 11 Location : port harcourt
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-23, 11:01 | |
| This is frank edoho from who wants to be a millionaire.your friend akpos is in the hot sit and he needs your help.answer him fast and tell him how sure you are.the next voice you will hear is your friends voice.akpos,you have 30 seconds and your time starts now.hello guy,if open heart recieve love and open hands recieve gifts.what will open legs receive.lol | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
Posts : 1689
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-23, 13:26 | |
| Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!! Na football it will receive. | |
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Moon27 Amateur
Posts : 124 Location : niger
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-24, 17:26 | |
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creg.africano Amateur
Sex : male Posts : 199 Location : West Coast
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-12-24, 19:23 | |
| why was he in hospital, was he beaten | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 15:58 | |
| ?Exclusive New Year 2013 Sales Promo 1. Tokunbo chicken... Buy 1 and get 1 free 2. London used chicken: N1,200 3. UK used white chicken: N1,220 4. Stolen Fowl: N850 5. Blind chicken: N800 6. Deaf and dumb chicken: N610 7. Cripple hen (can't walk): N380 8. Black fowl: N250 Contact me if u need any. We deliver at ur doorstep. What are friends for??
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 16:01 | |
| ?Exclusive New Year Sales Promo 1. Tokunbo chicken... Buy 1 and get 1 free 2. London used chicken: N1,200 3. UK used white chicken: N1,220 4. Stolen Fowl: N850 5. Blind chicken: N800 6. Deaf and dumb chicken: N610 7. Cripple hen (can't walk): N380 8. Black fowl: N250 Contact me if u need any. We deliver at ur doorstep. What are friends for??
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obodo Leader
Sex : male Posts : 5618 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 16:01 | |
| asshole lolz i no fit laff ooooooooooooooooooooo | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 17:10 | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
Posts : 1689
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 18:12 | |
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danapache Expert
Posts : 3460 Location : Lagos
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 18:30 | |
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Gmailer Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6332
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 19:09 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 19:26 | |
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Stevolat Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4364
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 20:36 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- MY BROS & SIS U WIL NEVA BLIV WHT HAPND 2ME YSTDY. STILL CNT GET OVA IT. I WNT 2 D SUPER MKT 2 PICK SMTHNG 2 EAT N AS I WS WALKING DWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LUKED AT HIM N KEPT WALKING 2D FRONT COUNTER 2PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LUV, SO I SMILED N SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON 2 GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID "BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO!! GudMrn My Ntc Guruz!
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 20:57 | |
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Stevolat Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4364
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 21:24 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- na so we c am
nothing do u | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 21:29 | |
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Stevolat Expert
Sex : Male Posts : 4364
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 22:31 | |
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microsat Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4048
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-07, 23:24 | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-08, 04:40 | |
| Make you give us another joke. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-08, 05:40 | |
| A man bought some eggs and discovers there’s nothing inside, he went back to da shop to complain. They broke de eggs n all was found empty,they went to the poultry to complain. some chicken came out n started laughing n said : ”look at them,they dnt knw we’ve started using condoms......lol :-) | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 20:05 | |
| AKPOS BUYS BIRTHDAY GIFT Akpo: hello who dey call? Sandra: it's me Sandra! Akpo: Sandy Babe! U remember my side today? Sandra: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't allow me visit u. Where are u? And what are u doing? Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now! Sandra: u are a bigger boy now Oooooh! Akpos: na the levels be that! Always on BB level Sandra: Do u know what Today's date is? Akpos: not at all! Sandra: U are not caring at all! U've forgotten that today is my Birthday! Akpos: I dey sorry Sandy! Na wetin make u call me be that? Sandra: just want to invite u over to my hostelto make my day! Akpos: that one na small thing na! Sandra: Ehen! Get me something special Oooh! Akpos: like wetin? Sandra: I want to be on BB also! Akpos: that one na small level for me to arrange! AFTER 3Hours Akpos Arrived with a brown paper bag with 4corner shape! Sandra: JESUS!!! I guess it's Bold5! Akpos: shey na becos of BB u dey shout like this? She gave Akpos everything he wanted! AFTER EVERYTHING- Akpos: Sandy Babe! I wan move! Take ur BB Sandra: let me see u off fast,can't wait to see my BB! AFTER 10Minutes Akpos Phone Rings- Clara: hello Mr Akpos,ur Gal friend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Beans!=D =)) =D =)) Na still BB!
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 20:38 | |
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obodo Leader
Sex : male Posts : 5618 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 20:41 | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 20:42 | |
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obodo Leader
Sex : male Posts : 5618 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 20:47 | |
| - Lottodream wrote:
- I go die
take am easy bro diedie oooooooooooooooooo | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
Posts : 1635
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 21:46 | |
| - obodo wrote:
- Lottodream wrote:
- I go die
take am easy bro diedie oooooooooooooooooo If he dies, na akpos | |
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obodo Leader
Sex : male Posts : 5618 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 22:02 | |
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microsat Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4048
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-13, 22:37 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-14, 22:09 | |
| My father was riding his bicycle last week tuesday wen a taxi driver ran into him. Their was notin wrong wit him ooo still he insisted to be taken to d hospital, u knw how old men behave. So d cab man took him to d hospital an he was admited at ward 5, the cab man paid all bills and provided him wit foods like salad, meats, rice, chicken, fruits etc. So on seeing dis i decided to come an stay wit him for som time. We enjoyed through out dat day. Then d next day their arose a cry.. sombody died at ward 1... Tears everywer. My father asked me: chux my son wat is d problem? I told him dat sombody had died..he said ok it is a normal thing. Den d second day a small boy died at ward 2, doctors wer confused..my father looked at me but didnt make any comment, den the third day one old man dat greeted my father dat morning died at ward 3, hahaha my father asked me chux my son...i hope u see wat am seeing? I said yes papa.. He didnt sleep anymor dat nite, den in d middle of d nite..their arose a cry...an old woman dat was about to be discharged died at ward 4. The whole hospital became confused. My father quitely parked his properties and woke me up and said: chux my son park ur things let us go because the way am seeing things another person is going to die at ward 5 and am not going to let dat happen. I said... but papa wait till morning naaa, befor i could finish my father dissappeard frm d hospital.
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 00:05 | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
Posts : 1689
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 00:10 | |
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Gmailer Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6332
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 07:43 | |
| That Papa no wan die at all ow! | |
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obodo Leader
Sex : male Posts : 5618 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 07:45 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 07:49 | |
| wlc bro, more jokez ahead. Cheerz | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-15, 12:10 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-17, 08:37 | |
| Akpos interview PART II OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Phiri sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?! AKPORS:- Metric Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! =))=D | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-19, 11:50 | |
| Jane: is called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend? Jane: Yeah. UNKNOWN No: So you have a boyfriend. Am your dad.Am coming so that you tell me whenyou grew horns!!! Nkt! 5minutes later, another Unknown caller. UNKNOWN No:Hi, do you have a boyfriend? Jane: No. UNKNOWN No: I see you don't love me. Am your boyfriend. Jane: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad. UNKNOWN No: It's not your boyfriend. It's still your dad, just wanted to confirm u really haveone.... Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!
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AWONUSI Enthusiast
Sex : male Posts : 1604
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-19, 14:12 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Jane: is called by an Unknown
number. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have a boyfriend? Jane: Yeah. UNKNOWN No: So you have a boyfriend. Am your dad.Am coming so that you tell me whenyou grew horns!!! Nkt! 5minutes later, another Unknown caller. UNKNOWN No:Hi, do you have a boyfriend? Jane: No. UNKNOWN No: I see you don't love me. Am your boyfriend. Jane: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad. UNKNOWN No: It's not your boyfriend. It's still your dad, just wanted to confirm u really haveone.... Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!
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Kingtobi Novice
Sex : male Posts : 49 Location : Makurdi
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-19, 22:00 | |
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microsat Expert
Sex : male Posts : 4048
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chemistvictor Senior
Posts : 623
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 04:57 | |
| Na real Mental Problem.......lol | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
Posts : 1689
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 08:03 | |
| Whenever am sad ,I relieve myself here | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 11:54 | |
| - microsat wrote:
- Fishegg45 wrote:
- Akpos interview PART IIOFFICER:- what is your name?AKPORS:- M.P sirOFFICER:- tell me properly!AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sirOFFICER:- your father's name?AKPORS:- M.P sirOFFICER:- what does that mean?AKPORS:- Moses Phiri sirOFFICER:- your native place?AKPORS: M.P sirOFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sirOFFICER:- what is yourqualification?AKPORS:- M.P sirOFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!AKPORS:- Metric PassOFFICER:- so why do you need ajob?AKPORS:- M.P sirOFFICER: meaning?AKPORS:- Money Problem sirOFFICER:- what is yourpersonality?AKPORS:- M.P sirOFFICER:- would you explainurself and stop wasting my time?AKPORS:- Monacrotic PersonalityOFFICER:- I see... I will get back toyou.AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P?OFFICER:- and what's that again?AKPORS:- My Performance.OFFICER:- M.P !AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!=))=D
madness indeed na mental problem to the highest level. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 12:22 | |
| My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." "Why?" "Because YOLO" "What does that mean?" I asked. "You only live once" "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then YOYO." "What's that mean?" "You're on your own." | |
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bazzikk Senior
Posts : 728 Location : africa
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 15:32 | |
| Forum of a thousand laughs... Nice job sir...
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Gmailer Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6332
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 16:59 | |
| True confessions of a playboy... Laugh it off: I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it... Just then I saw a Beautiful hot chick coming down the road. What's a brother gonna do?? I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride. i kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the side of the door. I could see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already (I thought to myself...). She walked towards me. I composed myself & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. Just then she approached me and said, "Excuse me!". I pretended not to hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she again said, "excuse me sir!" I lowered my phone & said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on d phone as I moved away from the door, (at this moment i was sure she had fallen for me, i could tell from her impatience). ...suddenly I shouted"if u don't get here in 10mins I ll leave this car here and take cab home"...But just as i moved from the door, She looked at me, opened her handbag removed the car keys, opened the door, hissed at me, entered & drove off.. :D:D Lobatan!!!...fyne gal don go Fake life!!!! I almost fainted out of shame!!=D. | |
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Lordomasia Professional
Sex : Male Posts : 2201
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 17:21 | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
Posts : 1635
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 21:35 | |
| - Gmailer wrote:
- True confessions of a playboy... Laugh it off: I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it...
Just then I saw a Beautiful hot chick coming down the road. What's a brother gonna do?? I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride. i kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the side of the door. I could see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already (I thought to myself...). She walked towards me. I composed myself & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. Just then she approached me and said, "Excuse me!". I pretended not to hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she again said, "excuse me sir!" I lowered my phone & said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on d phone as I moved away from the door, (at this moment i was sure she had fallen for me, i could tell from her impatience). ...suddenly I shouted"if u don't get here in 10mins I ll leave this car here and take cab home"...But just as i moved from the door, She looked at me, opened her handbag removed the car keys, opened the door, hissed at me, entered & drove off.. :D:D Lobatan!!!...fyne gal don go Fake life!!!! I almost fainted out of shame!!=D. almost fainted ke, you for just die there. disgrace of the highest order. | |
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