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| Subject: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2012-10-16, 07:18 | |
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MY BROS & SIS U WIL NEVA BLIV WHT HAPND 2ME YSTDY. STILL CNT GET OVA IT. I WNT 2 D SUPER MKT 2 PICK SMTHNG 2 EAT N AS I WS WALKING DWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LUKED AT HIM N KEPT WALKING 2D FRONT COUNTER 2PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LUV, SO I SMILED N SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON 2 GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON..WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE TURND AND SAID "BYE SON". WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO!! GudMrn My Ntc Guruz! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-09, 21:40 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 04:19 | |
| An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked why? The Edo man smiled &said, ccording to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get".
The hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "when the food finish, buy more". The yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase it's not enough".
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N250,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!" | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 09:52 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked why? The Edo man smiled &said, ccording to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get".
The hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "when the food finish, buy more". The yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase it's not enough".
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N250,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!" hahaha na funny! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 19:47 | |
| A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. "
The defendant smiled and with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 19:52 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. "
The defendant smiled and with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. AHAHAHAHAHAH.................NICE ONE | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 19:55 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 20:20 | |
| A woman suspected her husband was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling her husband, and laid a trap for him. That night, they went to bed. He woke up later on, gave his old story "Excuse me dear, I want to watch TV in the sitting room". She quickly sneaked into the help's bedroom, switched off the light, stripped and laid on the bed naked.
While lying down, she heard him come in silently and started making love to her. When he finished, she said to him "God has exposed you today, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you?". She switched on the light and was shocked to see the gate man. The gate man said "Madam, I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting you too o but I actually enjoyed it more." The Woman Fainted! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 23:04 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A woman suspected her husband was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling her husband, and laid a trap for him. That night, they went to bed. He woke up later on, gave his old story "Excuse me dear, I want to watch TV in the sitting room". She quickly sneaked into the help's bedroom, switched off the light, stripped and laid on the bed naked.
While lying down, she heard him come in silently and started making love to her. When he finished, she said to him "God has exposed you today, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you?". She switched on the light and was shocked to see the gate man. The gate man said "Madam, I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting you too o but I actually enjoyed it more." The Woman Fainted! hmmm! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-11, 23:06 | |
| after all he has done he av the right to say sorry! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-12, 08:02 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A woman suspected her husband was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling her husband, and laid a trap for him. That night, they went to bed. He woke up later on, gave his old story "Excuse me dear, I want to watch TV in the sitting room". She quickly sneaked into the help's bedroom, switched off the light, stripped and laid on the bed naked.
While lying down, she heard him come in silently and started making love to her. When he finished, she said to him "God has exposed you today, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you?". She switched on the light and was shocked to see the gate man. The gate man said "Madam, I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting you too o but I actually enjoyed it more." The Woman Fainted! chaii! nah serious awuf 4 d gateman | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-12, 11:39 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- A woman suspected her husband was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling her husband, and laid a trap for him. That night, they went to bed. He woke up later on, gave his old story "Excuse me dear, I want to watch TV in the sitting room". She quickly sneaked into the help's bedroom, switched off the light, stripped and laid on the bed naked.
While lying down, she heard him come in silently and started making love to her. When he finished, she said to him "God has exposed you today, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you?". She switched on the light and was shocked to see the gate man. The gate man said "Madam, I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting you too o but I actually enjoyed it more." The Woman Fainted! congratulations to d gateman dat is double enjoyment | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-14, 22:13 | |
| There were two little boys, 8 years JOHN and BILL 10 years old , very mischievous and naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boy's mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old JOHN first, in the morning to see the clergyman.
The clergyman, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?". The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
JOHN screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother BILL found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother JOHN, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!". | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-05-17, 22:06 | |
| HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 05:53 | |
| bst thread eva lolz, i kindly nid to update u guyz today. watch out | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 06:52 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 12:09 | |
| - Wolex ib wrote:
- Watchout for story
Watchout ke? | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 12:10 | |
| - Wolex ib wrote:
- Watchout for story
Watchout ke? | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 12:47 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 15:15 | |
| ebi like say dis thread dey operate like eclink. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-03, 16:56 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-01-04, 20:22 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-02-06, 22:48 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-02-06, 22:56 | |
| - matindow wrote:
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-02-07, 00:54 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender. Interesting joke that just made ma evening..she went out with the blender...hahahaha...imagine what would this woman do if she goes to a man in a house where the electricity is off | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-02-07, 08:41 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-24, 08:51 | |
| Am Still Crying oooooo, my face oooooooooo.... Wonders shall never cease......... I was standing in front of the entrance of my friend's house. Then one Fat and huge man came and told me that he knows me, that he has met me before. So I was like, I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, please remind me. Then the man said that he had met me in a conference in Maiduguri, Sambisa forest to be precise. Oops! Mr Man, I have never been to Maiduguri before was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWA - TAWAI", a very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200°C. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was not from the man, I looked behind him to see if there was another person behind him, but there was none.I tried to ask him what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry sir for not recalling your name. 'TAWAI!!!!' the slap came the second time... Jeez! I couldn't bear it any longer. I held the man's shirt on the neck and started pulling him as am pulling your legs now. Kaiiiii! You too like gist oooooooo. See as you dey serious dey read am! Hahahahahahaha. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-24, 12:08 | |
| My Door Bell Rang Dis Morning @ Exactly 6:35am,I Woke Up From A Deep Sleep Where I Was Having D Sweetest Of My Dreams To See Who Was @ D Door...I Walked Close To D Door, Stretched Out My Hand And Reached For D Knob, Opened D Door Only To Discover To My Greatest Surprise Dat It Was Whom I Nver Wnted To See Or Hear From Again...I Hissed And Wanted To Just Bang D Door And Den Go Back To Bed But I Changed My Mind And Asked Her In.. How Can I Help U! I Inquired...D Voice Dat Responded Was Low And "Shaky" But Managed To Say "My Dear ALAGA, First Of All I Want Say Sorry For Disturbing Ur Precious Sleep And Waking U up Dis Early Morning. I Also Wnt To Say A Big Tanx To U For Also Allowing Me Into Ur House" My Hrt Melted And I Took A Deep Breath As She Continued "Am So Sorry For All D Wrongs I Have done U.. Now I Have Realised Dat U Love And Care So Much For Me. I Feel So Ashamed Of Myself For Not Reciprocating Ur Love And Care. I Have Carried Dis Burden For Long In My Heart And I Dont Tink I Can Live Anoda Second Witout Sayin It Out.. I Have Been Tinkin Of A Way To Tell U This Especially Now That You Have Another Lady As Your Fiancee Until I Summoned Courage Dis Morning" Cryin, She Said " Plz Forgv Me And Give Me A Chance In Ur Live To Prove Myself" .@ Dis, I Was Already Surprised As I Kept Wondering If Dis Is D Same Genevive Nnaji Dat I Have Been Asking Out For Years Witout Any Positive Response...It Was Just Too Gud To B Real....I Reached Out For Her, Dried Her Tears Telling Her I Have Forgiven Her And Still Loved Her. As I Held Her Close, About To Give Her D Deepest Kiss She Will Never Forget, D Scene Varnished And I Found Myself Lying On D Bed And My Kid Brother Asking Me "Bros, No Work Today? Dat Was Wen It Occured To ME Dat I Have Been Dreaming Inside A Dream While Asleep | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-24, 13:59 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-24, 14:03 | |
| can't stop laffing @Fishegg45 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-24, 14:50 | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-06-27, 21:09 | |
| really funny man. keep it up | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-08-13, 04:08 | |
| Can u imagine. what I saw?, I walked up to a girl yesterday evening, I told her that I like her that I want us to be dating, the girl just looked at me and said; Well, I cannot date you 'cos am already in love with another guy. So I said I will like to know more about her lucky guy and she said; My guy is a fine boy, he lives in London, his surname is Dan Fodio he's a native of Ibadan, his name is Chinedu, he plays for Arsenal fc, he was the former coach of barca, he contested for America president but Obama went and begged him so he stepped down. Last holiday, he took me to London, when we were in the plane, two men came with parachute to sell lacasera and gala for us, we couldn't reach London on time because of traffic, as if traffic was not enough, we even had a flat tyre, she said FRSC came and tow their plane off the road for another plane that is coming, and there was heat in the plane so they came out to catch breeze. . . . I, almost fainted. I later told her that God will bless their relationship, that I am not interested again! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-08-13, 22:17 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Can u imagine.
what I saw?, I walked up to a girl yesterday evening, I told her that I like her that I want us to be dating, the girl just looked at me and said; Well, I cannot date you 'cos am already in love with another guy. So I said I will like to know more about her lucky guy and she said; My guy is a fine boy, he lives in London, his surname is Dan Fodio he's a native of Ibadan, his name is Chinedu, he plays for Arsenal fc, he was the former coach of barca, he contested for America president but Obama went and begged him so he stepped down. Last holiday, he took me to London, when we were in the plane, two men came with parachute to sell lacasera and gala for us, we couldn't reach London on time because of traffic, as if traffic was not enough, we even had a flat tyre, she said FRSC came and tow their plane off the road for another plane that is coming, and there was heat in the plane so they came out to catch breeze. . . . I, almost fainted. I later told her that God will bless their relationship, that I am not interested again! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS! HBD | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-12-15, 05:28 | |
| I travelled to China, and while I was there I was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all. A week after I came back to Nigeria, I woke up one morning to see my manhood covered with bright green and purple spots. I rushed to see a consultant at the National Hospital Abuja. The doctor who had never seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told me to come back in two days for the results. I came back, and he said, he had bad news for me, that I have contracted Mongolian VD, that It is very rare and almost unheard of, that they know very little about it. I looked a little perplexed and told him to give me a shot or something and fix me up. He said, he is sorry, that there is no known cure. They have to amputate my manhood. I yelled in horror, Ampu! What? I told him I want a second opinion, and begged. He said it's my choice. I should go ahead if I want, but surgery is my only choice. The next day, I searched the whole of Abuja for a Chinese doctor, figuring that a chinese doctor will know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor I found examined my manhood and said, Aaaha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease. I said, Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? A Nigerian doctor wants to operate and amputate my manhood? The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, Silly docta, always want to opelate, make more money that way, no need to opelate. Oh, thank God!, I exclaimed, relieved. Yes, the Chinese doctor said, You no worry, wait another couple of weeks. Manhood fall off by itself! I collasped! | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-12-15, 06:38 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- I travelled to China, and while I was there I was
sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all. A week after I came back to Nigeria, I woke up one morning to see my manhood covered with bright green and purple spots. I rushed to see a consultant at the National Hospital Abuja. The doctor who had never seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told me to come back in two days for the results. I came back, and he said, he had bad news for me, that I have contracted Mongolian VD, that It is very rare and almost unheard of, that they know very little about it. I looked a little perplexed and told him to give me a shot or something and fix me up. He said, he is sorry, that there is no known cure. They have to amputate my manhood. I yelled in horror, Ampu! What? I told him I want a second opinion, and begged. He said it's my choice. I should go ahead if I want, but surgery is my only choice. The next day, I searched the whole of Abuja for a Chinese doctor, figuring that a chinese doctor will know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor I found examined my manhood and said, Aaaha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease. I said, Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? A Nigerian doctor wants to operate and amputate my manhood? The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, Silly docta, always want to opelate, make more money that way, no need to opelate. Oh, thank God!, I exclaimed, relieved. Yes, the Chinese doctor said, You no worry, wait another couple of weeks. Manhood fall off by itself! I collasped! | |
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| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- I travelled to China, and while I was there I was
sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all. A week after I came back to Nigeria, I woke up one morning to see my manhood covered with bright green and purple spots. I rushed to see a consultant at the National Hospital Abuja. The doctor who had never seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told me to come back in two days for the results. I came back, and he said, he had bad news for me, that I have contracted Mongolian VD, that It is very rare and almost unheard of, that they know very little about it. I looked a little perplexed and told him to give me a shot or something and fix me up. He said, he is sorry, that there is no known cure. They have to amputate my manhood. I yelled in horror, Ampu! What? I told him I want a second opinion, and begged. He said it's my choice. I should go ahead if I want, but surgery is my only choice. The next day, I searched the whole of Abuja for a Chinese doctor, figuring that a chinese doctor will know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor I found examined my manhood and said, Aaaha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease. I said, Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? A Nigerian doctor wants to operate and amputate my manhood? The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, Silly docta, always want to opelate, make more money that way, no need to opelate. Oh, thank God!, I exclaimed, relieved. Yes, the Chinese doctor said, You no worry, wait another couple of weeks. Manhood fall off by itself! I collasped! haaaaa, LWKMD o! | |
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| A Policeman stopped a man at a checkpoint; Hey, Mr Man, park there, park, I say park! Officer, good morning! The man said. What is good about the morning? The police asked. Officer please, I am not well. You are stupid, how does that concern me? The police shouted. The man said; Officer, can't you pity me. The police shouted, Don't waste my time, let me have your particulars. The man said, Officer, as the thing is disturbing me seriously, I left my particulars at home. What is it that is disturbing you seriously that will make you leave your particulars at home? The policeman asked, and shouted, Park well! The man explained, Officer, it's like, it is, erm, erm, erm, E' E' BO.... Ebo what???? The policeman asked. Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! Don't complete it, let it not be what I am thinking o! Carry it to the next checkpoint and complete the remaining 2 letter words there. Officer manage this 4,000 Naira please, don't be angry. The man said, handing the police four, one thousand naira, notes. The policeman screamed running into the bush, Ah, I'm a good samaritan Mr Man, are you still there? He shouted fiercely. The man drove off. The police came out of the bush, heaved a sigh of relief, and exclaimed, Nonsense! Thank God you did not give me the ''LA'', It is it that is killing people. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-12-24, 05:11 | |
| On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer- in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher". End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC. | |
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2014-12-24, 17:23 | |
| Funny, it has been said dt evil doer r d1 wu sabi bible pass to back thier evil wrk... | |
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| - eddyvic wrote:
- Funny, it has been said dt evil doer r d1 wu sabi bible pass to back thier evil wrk...
true talk | |
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