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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-20, 23:59 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-21, 06:42 | |
| OKON: I saw a strap of your bra. TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week! [Another Boy laughs] TEACHER: Why did you laugh? BOY: I saw both straps of d bra. TEACHER: Get out! No class for you for 1 month! [Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Akpos started walking out] TEACHER: Akpos, why are you going out? AKPOS: What I saw just now, I think my school days are over! | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-21, 19:34 | |
| Akpors call customer care by 1am. After 30mins of advert finally akpors comes on line. Customer care ...hello this kingsley from mtn customer care how can I help u. Akpors..god punish u. Customer care...sorry sir dats not polite wats the problem akpors..na me u de ask? Check ur time wetin de nack customer care ..sir dis 1:30am. Akpors..so why u no dey sleep u bewinch? Customer care..no sir am not a. wizard. Akpors...den wetin u be others neva sleep finish? Customer care..sir pls go straight to the reason why u called Akpors..ok. I get#99 for my fone abeg transfer me #1 naira make I take make midnight call. Who cum be winch? | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-21, 20:29 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- OKON: I saw a strap of your bra. TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week! [Another Boy laughs] TEACHER: Why did you laugh? BOY: I saw both straps of d bra. TEACHER: Get out! No class for you for 1 month! [Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Akpos started walking out] TEACHER: Akpos, why are you going out? AKPOS: What I saw just now, I think my school days are over!
This is the ultimate, thanks for this man. | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-21, 20:35 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Akpors call customer care by 1am. After 30mins of advert finally akpors comes on line. Customer care ...hello this kingsley from mtn customer care how can I help u. Akpors..god punish u. Customer care...sorry sir dats not polite wats the problem akpors..na me u de ask? Check ur time wetin de nack customer care ..sir dis 1:30am. Akpors..so why u no dey sleep u bewinch? Customer care..no sir am not a. wizard. Akpors...den wetin u be others neva sleep finish? Customer care..sir pls go straight to the reason why u called Akpors..ok. I get#99 for my fone abeg transfer me #1 naira make I take make midnight call. Who cum be winch?
Which nollywood actor can act his place in movies? I guess Mr. Ibu because he looks like an akpos too. | |
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Lottodream Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 04:31 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 17:28 | |
| Its only in Nigerian movies you would see the following happen. 1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport? 2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years. 3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses. 4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road. 5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about it. 6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key? 7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA A man wants to send his wife packing, he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event Feel free to add your own observations. | |
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Georgio Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 18:05 | |
| actors fall on cushion or on bed after being shot. | |
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microsat Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 20:11 | |
| hahahah.... dats 9ja movies | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 21:52 | |
| They're entertaining, anyway. | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
Posts : 1635
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 21:57 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- Its only in Nigerian movies you
would see the following happen. 1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport? 2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years. 3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses. 4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road. 5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about it. 6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key? 7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA A man wants to send his wife packing, he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event Feel free to add your own observations. nice shot, i like this | |
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SmartMobility Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-22, 22:13 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
Sex : Male Posts : 6537
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-23, 06:18 | |
| U go barbing saloon go ask 4 paracetamol, re u a learner??.... U enta swimming pool den shout tak say fish don bite u... No b ur fault, na lack of Smatinbodismitic anamanopelology.... Lolz... Abi. Ur mate dey read txtbuk u na sms buk u dey read. U go hausa man shop go tel am say make hm put bread, saidine, gesha, nd egg 4 u. Hm do am finish den u tel am xay mek hm cut am 4 10naira gv u bt nw u dey general hospital. Abeg re u a learner? Ur sister comoth 4rm bathrum wit water al over ha body den u ask ha: sis , wr u takin ur bath. Xori, na myopia d do u;-):-P. | |
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microsat Expert
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-23, 12:45 | |
| The Federal Republic of Nigeria has approved and released $2b for victims of HIV Aids, abeg if u carry am, no shame, just pm me for ur share N1m each! One person per family, make una no come give me names of una brodas nd sistas | |
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GEJ Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-23, 14:34 | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-23, 22:10 | |
| Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Uchenna, a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try...
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Uchenna says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.
Calmly, Uchenna turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.
The other candidate answers “Omo na wa o!”
Bill Gates “ You are both hired”. | |
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hibeeke Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-24, 07:20 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Uchenna, a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try...
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Uchenna says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.
Calmly, Uchenna turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.
The other candidate answers “Omo na wa o!”
Bill Gates “ You are both hired”. naija sha | |
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SmartMobility Enthusiast
Sex : Male Posts : 1855 Location : LAGOS
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-24, 07:27 | |
| - sunnydevess wrote:
- Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Uchenna, a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try...
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Uchenna says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Uchenna says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.
Calmly, Uchenna turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.
The other candidate answers “Omo na wa o!”
Bill Gates “ You are both hired”. Naija brain | |
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Lottodream Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-24, 08:16 | |
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jors Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-24, 10:06 | |
| Anything u no get 4 naija : u no fit get am 4 d whole world. | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-28, 18:28 | |
| A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Man: I lost my wife (misty) Inspector: What is her height Man: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Man: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody with her ? Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blueeyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls,he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying….. Inspector: Lets search for the dog first ! | |
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chemistvictor Senior
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-29, 10:12 | |
| yes now...one step at a time...lolz | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-01-31, 18:46 | |
| CLASSIC JOKE A wife suspected her husband for having sex with their maid, so she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for weekend without telling her husband. At night, the husband told his usual story 'darling I want to go and watch wrestling match in the sitting room' and he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying on the bed naked with no light, he opened the door, joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said 'it is enough, i catch you, so this is how you used to have sex with her, you normally do two rounds telling me you are tired. Five rounds now, you are still demanding for more. The gateman replied. “Sorry madam, i didn't know you are the one”
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 17:21 | |
| Hi everyone, i kno dis same topic has bn on 4 somtym now but i really find it so interestin hence i'm bringing it up again....lets hav fun wit d various hilarious sayings used by actor Chinwetalu Agu. I start.....otanjele mgbeochie
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 18:33 | |
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microsat Expert
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 19:23 | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 19:54 | |
| - microsat wrote:
- imagine the conconbility
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Georgio Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 20:15 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 20:18 | |
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sunnydevess Professional
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 20:21 | |
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Georgio Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 22:06 | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-01, 22:53 | |
| - Georgio wrote:
- etelu ugba - etelu ose
na waa for this igbo guy self, did u sabi ugba nd ose..... | |
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Leostarry Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 00:29 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 06:44 | |
| kip postin, til wil hit 50postz | |
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ancl Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 06:51 | |
| They hv change dis thread to anothr thing ow | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 06:53 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- kip postin, til wil hit 50postz
no way u can hit 50post,like GHANA LOTTO RESULT, is the fastest on the forum. | |
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ancl Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 07:01 | |
| Hmmm u must usd wit dat thread | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 08:29 | |
| i wil mak dz thread grow faster. Watchout | |
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Georgio Novice
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 08:41 | |
| [quote="ancl"]They hv change dis thread to anothr thing ow
There's no cause 4 alarm,meanwhile Aneke Peter do U know about UTOBOENE | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 08:51 | |
| a naked woman ran into an igbo man"s taxi and told the driver were she was going. The taxi driver Didnt start the car but he stared at the woman continuously from the mirror.. The woman asked him. Why are u looking at me like that? Or have u not seen a naked woman before? the taxi driver replied: madam am not looking at ur nakedness, am just wondering were u kept the money u are going to pay me. | |
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peter pan Master
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 10:13 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- a naked woman ran into an igbo man"s taxi and told the driver were she was going. The taxi driver Didnt start the car but he stared at the woman continuously from the mirror.. The woman asked him. Why are u looking at me like that? Or have u not seen a naked woman before? the taxi driver replied: madam am not looking at ur nakedness, am just wondering were u kept the money u are going to pay me.
is't sure that the driver put his intrest in money or what? | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 11:15 | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 11:19 | |
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peter pan Master
Posts : 10992 Location : UNITED
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-02, 11:21 | |
| If i'm the one, i av to correct my money b4 any order thing | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-03, 07:24 | |
| A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loudvoice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the librarystarted staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, thegirl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed,right?" The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty." | |
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Lottodream Expert
Sex : Female Posts : 4367 Location : IB
| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-03, 09:58 | |
| - Fishegg45 wrote:
- A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loudvoice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the librarystarted staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, thegirl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed,right?" The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
YES IS VICE VERSA | |
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Fishegg45 Leader
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-03, 11:44 | |
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Moon27 Amateur
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-03, 11:59 | |
| ahah equillibrium constant | |
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Nalerigu Enthusiast
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| Subject: Re: JOKES OF NTC GUYZ PG +18 2013-02-03, 12:09 | |
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